By Anonymous - 11/11/2010 17:46 - United States

Today, I was drinking coffee out of my favorite mug, when it slipped out of my hand. I caught it, but not before most of the hot coffee spilled all over my lap. In reaction, I dropped the mug again, shattering it. FML
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EvilDoll 7

spilled it on your lap? sounds hot ;D no really, that had to burn

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lillyloco 0

What did we learn today? Iced coffee, bro.

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sourgirl101 28

I always see things in "slow motion" whenever I drop things.

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PurplePigeon 0

I get that too. The "slow motion" effect.

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Fortuitous 0

FML is awesome. I know that's what you were going to type after your failed statement of sarcasm, but we all make mistakes.

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SweetnessMallory 0

oh wow. I would have done that too. nice one. but I feel bad for ya

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kcTornado 0

kinda off topic :-|

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C6Racer 0

No, it's stupid. You're stupid.

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marinus_fml 19

69, you're just jealous his pic is a lot better than yours.

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GuitarGod66six 0

Off topic? Yes Stupid? Yes Was I bored at the time? Yes No need to be mean... :( :L

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underpaid011 0

hey!! are you bob from accounting? that shit was funny!! everyone is still laughing!

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iondadola 0

I'm sad for you. Can you sue McDonalds for it?

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bethan1 4

Considering the coffee was in the op's favorite mug I doubt he got it from McDonalds so probably not.

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mimibabyboo24 0

They sue McDonalds for everything else, so why not?

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TheDrifter 23

Hot enough to burn? Not from McDonalds. They haven't served a cup of coffee more than lukewarm in years.

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missrawrzy 0

that's cause dome chick sued mc donalds cause their coffe was to hot....she got a million bucks to

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alinefromme 0

Don't give him any ideas! This happened on MY front porch with MY hot coffee! I should have had him sign a waiver..... my bad. FML!!!

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iheartglasses 0

Hells yes. Iced coffee is AMAZ-ZA-ZING! Hazelnut. Mmm :) But sorry about your mug OP :( Time to find a new favorite

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Mauskau 35

^ you're Asian and claim you have a mightier penis? lolololololol

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