Miscellaneous: Today, I was driving home from college when I saw a couple of...

By Fonz - 26/01/2010 14:39 - United States

Today, I was driving home from college when I saw a couple of sporty chicks jogging on the side of the road. I honked at them and yelled suggestively as I do at college, which usually gets a fun flirty reaction from college girls. It was my next-door neighbor and her 11 year old daughter. FML

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By Lolrus - 28/03/2009 16:50 - Qatar

Today, I was jogging through my neighborhood and then I notice this cute guy running beside me, we stoped and flirted for a while and my mom drove past. She then rolled down the window and said "Honey, you owe me for the dry cleaning on your period pants." FML

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By Jake - 29/04/2009 08:06 - Australia

Today, as I was taking an evening jog around my neighbourhood, I passed an elderly woman. I grinned at her as sign of friendliness to a common pedestrian. She grinned back. Whilst staring at my crotch. FML

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By ZZ - 30/06/2009 03:01 - Canada

Today, I was riding my bike on the side of the road because there was no sidewalk. Then a car with a loud horn honked at me. Pissed off, I turned around and screamed "shut the fuck up!" It was my girlfriend's parents saying hi. FML

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By Tom Ali - 10/01/2012 20:50 - United States

Today, while driving to my girlfriend's house, I passed up a stop sign without stopping. A car passing by honked. I honked back several times and flipped them the finger. Turns out it was my girlfriend's dad trying to say hi. FML

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Mind melt

By roar_shark - 11/07/2009 03:41 - Canada

Today, I was driving home from my friend's house and noticed this really cute girl riding her bike. She had an amazing body, beautiful blonde hair, and looked like my kind of girl! About 10 minutes after I got home, my sister pulled up. She had just biked home from the hair salon. FML

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Avoidance

By Kelavmeister - 17/04/2009 01:16 - United States

Today, I was driving home from school when I saw this girl I like walking home. Trying to be polite, I pulled over and asked if she wanted a ride. My offer was rejected as she said, "No, I'm actually already home," and walked up the nearest driveway. My driveway. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2019 05:00

Today, I was running with two other women when a guy started tailing us in his car and catcalling. I quickly got fed up and gave him the finger. Turns out, he's the husband of one of the women I was running with. For the next half hour, I had to listen to her go on about how adorable he was. She totally saw what I did. FML

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By Fat Dad - 03/03/2009 21:27 - United States

Today, I drove my two kids to their friends' houses. In my convertible, looking what I though was my best, I slowed down outside a bar with cute 20 year old girls in front. My daughter noticed the speed reduction and said, "Keep driving dad, you're fat and mom left you for a reason." FML

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By bet a woman would've been thanked - 07/05/2013 20:21 - United Kingdom - Redditch

Today, I was out jogging, when I saw a girl fall off her bike and start crying. I ran over to see if she was hurt. Apparently her neighbour thought I was trying to kidnap her, because he ran out with a baseball bat and threatened to beat me to death if I didn't get lost. FML

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By carless - 29/10/2014 15:24 - United States

Today, I watched as the teenage neighbor girl tried to parallel-park between me and my wife's cars. She was doing pretty well until she backed into mine, got scared, hit the accelerator and ran into my wife's. FML

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containsnosoy 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 20:05

"Fun flirty reaction"? Are you sure they're not just flipping you off?

fwongraven 10

Tuesday 26 January 2010 20:08

Now imagine you're a woman and you're walking alone or with a friend, and some bloke drives by you in his car and starts yelling at you. At best it's disgusting and at worst it's downright scary. Whether it's justified or not there's a lot of fear amongst women about being attacked or raped, have some sense and think about what you're doing.

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perdix 29

Tuesday 26 January 2010 20:38

Oh, yeah, the mother-daughter sammich. If mom goes for it, it's her problem. She's the one who will go to prison.

perdix 29

Tuesday 26 January 2010 23:26

I complained when someone from the US used the British spelling. I accept when people from other countries use their local spelling. It doesn't matter whether you are stalking me or not. I am paranoid and delusional enough to think I have a horde of stalkers tracking my every move. And believe you me, I am always ready for you with either a roundhouse kick or an autograph ;)

daengh 15

Tuesday 26 January 2010 20:54

You're a tool. Maybe the 11-year-old's dad can teach you some manners. Or even her mom.

Allup 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 20:58

#29 every wonder why your not getting laid? if so i can tell you

daengh 15

Tuesday 26 January 2010 21:03

fscking IE reloaded the page w/o updates. too bad I can't install firefox or opera on this computer.

Spastastic 6

Wednesday 27 January 2010 0:02

Actually, I rather like the world "chick". It just makes me think of beatniks. Otherwise I agree with you, haha.

pshnoway 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 20:59

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Aloira 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 22:16

Yes, it happens a lot, but that doesn't make it right or cool. The OP clearly thinks that the women he normally does this to enjoy it. There might be a few pathetic girls out there with horribly low self-esteem that enjoy getting hit on like this, but the majority are probably annoyed by it. I get hit on my random guys a lot and there's a right way and a wrong way to do it. I don't get offended easily but even I can see that this is the wrong way. OP needs to learn to be a little more respectful.

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Wednesday 27 January 2010 0:58

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owlsong 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 2:34

Why would you even honk when there's no chance you'll meet or ever see the person again? It's just some faceless loser, so it's not really a "compliment." Something like "You are very beautiful" is a compliment, a honk is ... nothing at all, except for an annoying sound. You don't go up to someone you're attracted to and say "HEY!!! HEY!!!! DID YOU KNOW YOU'RE HOT?? HEY!!!!!" that's just abrasive and annoying. if you think someone on the street is pretty, great - keep on truckin' because no one else cares.

alexFYL 11

Wednesday 27 January 2010 3:56

And that is exactly why hot girls are bitches. Because they know they're hot - every man is always telling them that - it's old news. It's irritating. Shut up and compliment them on something else other than their looks. Chances are, if a girl is hot, she has already been hit on that day by like 47 other men and her patience is wearing thin.

pshnoway 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 20:52

I think it's amusing when guys honk at girls because it means absolutely nothing but they still get so angry about it. Guys do this to me all the time and I just laugh about it and shout something back.

amy397123 0

Friday 29 January 2010 6:58

#140 is the only sensible one here.

pshnoway 0

Friday 29 January 2010 21:36

Why, thank you.

Tenjin 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 21:01

11 year old? That's horrible.

Some___Guy 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 21:06

Yeah, honk your horn - women love that. And it might get you a date.

BlueTwist89 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 21:06

LOL. Kinda funny--no--really funny they were your neighbors. I think it woulda still been bad if they weren't. It makes it that much worse. Hopefully they didn't tell their parents because that would be you look creepy. Haha.

BlueTwist89 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 21:09

Err sorry. Made a typo. You would look super creepy, if they told their parents.

Ascaryrobot 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 21:13

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sohomomo 2

Thursday 28 January 2010 0:47

damn

kurato 6

Saturday 2 April 2011 17:52

dam, I was gona type " why dont you have a sit over there"

fuzz97 23

Tuesday 26 January 2010 21:24

dude, you're such an asshole.

perdix 29

Tuesday 26 January 2010 21:34

Calm the **** down, people! I knew an 11-year-old girl who was nearly 6 feet tall and had boobs any woman would envy! Once you knew her age, you put away your lust for her, but if you didnt know better, you'd think she was a hot woman. The OP reported this as an FML meaning he was ashamed of his behavior. If this were Penthouse Forum, then we'd have a Pedo-Bear.