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By rammedbehind - 26/08/2009 21:36 - United States

Today, I was driving to work when a state trooper rammed into my car from behind, because he was on the cell phone and not paying attention. He gave me a ticket for "Failure to control speed to avoid a crash." FML

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By anon - 28/04/2012 14:31 - United States - Washougal

Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML

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By really_now - 26/04/2013 00:56 - United States - Reno

Today, I was driving when I noticed that the guy in front was on the phone. I pulled up next to him, pulled out my phone and I made a gesture that he needed to put his phone away. It was a cop. I got a ticket for driving while on my cell phone. FML

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By randinosaur - 13/03/2011 12:48 - United States

Today, a cop rear-ended me. Then I received a ticket from him for driving too far under the speed limit. We were in a school zone. FML

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By Sarah-D - 29/07/2016 05:31

Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2009 21:14 - United States

Today, I was driving to work. I saw a cute boy in the car next to me. To try and look cool, I pretended I was talking on my cell phone. I got pulled over and got a ticket for using my cell phone while driving. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2010 01:44 - United States

Today, while I was driving, a police officer jumped out from the sidewalk and into my lane. I slammed on the brakes so I wouldn't hit him. He then gave me a ticket for "obstructing traffic." FML

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By AE86Turbo - 03/05/2011 05:22 - United States

Today, I saw a car swerving in front of me on the freeway, so I whipped out my cell to report the DUI. As soon as it started ringing, I see police lights in my rear view and got slapped with a ticket for using a cell phone while driving. After explaining why, the officer said, "Nice try." FML

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By A.K. - 27/05/2009 12:40 - United States

Today, I was driving on the highway and a cop had his radar gun out. The woman in front of me panics and slams her brakes on, causing me to rear end her. The cop cited me for "tailgating" and I have to pay for the damages on both of our cars. FML

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You deserved it 21 105

By Anonymous - 05/11/2010 19:18 - United States

Today, I lost control of my vehicle while driving. The car went off the road, rolled over, and ended up being totaled. The policeman asked me if I was alright and I said I was. He seemed relieved at my answer. Then he handed me a $300 ticket for failing to maintain my lane. FML

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By shook - 06/09/2017 14:00 - United States - Clermont

Today, I crashed into a pole on purpose as a cop pulled me over for speeding. I figured the officer would feel bad for me and that the cost of fixing my car would be less than a ticket. He gave me one anyway. FML

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heavenandhell 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 2:01

what a dick

DanceRox9008 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 2:04

you should take that to court cause im pretty sure you could manage to not have to pay for that.

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vooper 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 3:45

okay, im sorry to be the one to say this, but your username made me giggle. you made my day :D

prshusl0l 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 3:52

**** the pigs :3

mrda 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 3:53

Next time you'll remember to dodge ram.

shamille 5

Thursday 27 August 2009 20:27

hahaha! stupid pun FTW

TwistedJack 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 3:55

I hate cops so much. They busted in on me pushing drugs and they had no right man, no right.

thatonekid2010 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 3:57

first!

byondblnd11 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 6:43

fail.

Sagebrush 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 3:59

LOL at username. But seriously, FYL. I hope you're ok.

quivx 7

Thursday 27 August 2009 3:59

I utterly despise cops for many, many reasons. Arrogance is one of them. FYL chica. Really. FYL.

missbrunettgirl 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 4:06

Screw that guy. Take him to court! Just like #128 said he had a dash cam they can look at!

kfnighthawk 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 4:11

Some cops are such idiots. Not all, some are great people, but that's ridiculous. Sue him and get him fired for that load of crap.

dabronc7 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 4:11

fake. so many against police on this site. I dont believe half of the FMLs that say Cops are retarded. It needs to end.

dragonslayer_69 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 4:27

hey guess what! cops are retarded. most of them suck

gothymama 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 6:09

Well believe it, because a lot of cops do suck. Just because you've never had any cops act like shit to you doesn't mean it never happens.

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