Animals: Today, I was eating a hamburger on the street when a pigeon came...

By fencernick - 22/04/2009 10:40 - United States

Today, I was eating a hamburger on the street when a pigeon came down to take a bite. I ran and got 30 birds or so chasing me. My legs were burning, half of my burger was gone, and an entire office building was laughing at me. FML

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By anonymous - 20/08/2009 06:22 - United States

Today, I was eating with a friend while walking on the sidewalk. A couple of pigeons were bothering us so I threw a fry onto the street. As a flock of pigeons were gathering around the fry, a truck drove by. Only four survived. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2009 14:07 - United States

Today, I was walking through the park eating fries. There was an old woman feeding a few pigeons. They didn't seem too interested, so I threw some fries down as I walked by to try and help her out. About 2 minutes later, I heard screaming. A huge group of pigeons were attacking the old woman. FML

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By shibs - 19/12/2015 14:30 - Australia - Hurstville

Today, I spent the only money I had left for lunch only to take two bites before a seagull snatched my burger from my hands. I had to shamefully start walking back to work with a pair of girls laughing at me and an empty stomach. FML

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By bouda - 15/05/2011 18:19 - France

Today, I killed a pigeon. It choked to death on a piece of bread I threw its way. FML

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Tasty

By Anonymous - 09/07/2023 03:00 - United States

Today, I went to the supermarket and picked up some groceries, along with what I thought was a bag of chips. I ripped it open in the car and realized it was a bag of birdseed. As I spat out the birdseed through the car's open window and tried to clean the mess, a pigeon flew into my car and attacked me. FML

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By theorifice - 16/06/2010 16:28 - Canada

Today, I was unbearably hungry, so I went to Wendy's, bought myself a Baconator and took it outside to eat on the patio. One bite in, I went back to grab a few napkins. Within seconds of my departure, a seagull snatched it up. FML

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By NightHawk4926 - 09/09/2015 22:15 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man. I gave him my sandwich, since he needed it more than me. Seconds later, he was attacked by a flock of birds. FML

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Surprise strike

By Anonymous - 28/06/2020 20:02

Today, as I was walking home with dinner, a pigeon pooped on my leg like a dive bomb. My hands were full carrying the food, so I had to walk the rest of the way with a smear on my jeans that everyone knew what it was. FML

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Alexa, play "I Ran" by A Flock of Seagulls

By John - 10/07/2013 02:48 - United States

Today, while leaving McDonald's, I threw a fry out the window to a flock of seagulls. I watched in the rear-view mirror as it landed in the opposite lane and about 60 winged rats descended upon the street, causing a truck to veer off the road and crash. FML

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Tippi Hedren strikes back

By B_and_W - 21/11/2013 11:35 - France

Today, I watched a little girl laugh while giving bread to some pigeons at a bus stop. A bus then arrived. All the pigeons moved out of the away, except one. Its head got crushed by a wheel, and some blood splattered onto the little girl's shoes, who then screamed. With laughter. FML

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mwdelo 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 16:11

Legs were burning? Maybe you should try eating less hamburgers....

deplorableworld 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 16:22

The bird had already taken a bite of it and yet you still ran with it? Were you planning on eating it still? YDI if so...

Comments

Nadramia 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 11:54

i once got chased by geese... they are like 3 feet tall... and im 5 ft so they could reach my tummy easy...... so its no fun getting pecked at by birds i feel for ya...>_> i learn never eay around giant birds... or killer pigeons..............

blazin_b 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 16:03

This isn't a FML. This is more of an FYL to everybody reading. I would laugh so hard about this, and tell this story to everybody I know and be proud, not put it on FML

darylwillemstein 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 16:51

hahaha that's hillarious

forallitsworth 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 17:24

See? My fear of birds isn't irrational.

killer122 11

Thursday 23 April 2009 17:38

they were just pigeons you must really be a wuss just grab the little shit smash it and all the other would have left you alone and to all you animal rights people they're just rats with wings i am all for saving animals but pests don't fall into that category in my book

mzmaverickd 7

Thursday 23 April 2009 18:10

Why didn't you just give it up?

bnally84 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 20:36

Next time dont be a fatty and eat healthy. A smart person would have just thrown the damn thing. Nice one

maaango91 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 20:37

lmaooo were you in ponce,puerto rico by any chance? the pigeons there are quite bold.. :/

steelydan 0

Friday 24 April 2009 0:52

hahahahaha i wouldn't call this an FML you could turn this into a very funny story later on.

jd254 2

Friday 24 April 2009 1:56

this why i feed chicken and eggs to them sometimes. those fuggers chased me to poo on my once. Had to hide from them for 15 mins before they left me alone. I didn't even have food.