Animals: Today, I was eating a hamburger on the street when a pigeon came...

By fencernick - 22/04/2009 10:40 - United States

Today, I was eating a hamburger on the street when a pigeon came down to take a bite. I ran and got 30 birds or so chasing me. My legs were burning, half of my burger was gone, and an entire office building was laughing at me. FML

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By anonymous - 20/08/2009 06:22 - United States

Today, I was eating with a friend while walking on the sidewalk. A couple of pigeons were bothering us so I threw a fry onto the street. As a flock of pigeons were gathering around the fry, a truck drove by. Only four survived. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2009 14:07 - United States

Today, I was walking through the park eating fries. There was an old woman feeding a few pigeons. They didn't seem too interested, so I threw some fries down as I walked by to try and help her out. About 2 minutes later, I heard screaming. A huge group of pigeons were attacking the old woman. FML

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By shibs - 19/12/2015 14:30 - Australia - Hurstville

Today, I spent the only money I had left for lunch only to take two bites before a seagull snatched my burger from my hands. I had to shamefully start walking back to work with a pair of girls laughing at me and an empty stomach. FML

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By bouda - 15/05/2011 18:19 - France

Today, I killed a pigeon. It choked to death on a piece of bread I threw its way. FML

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Tasty

By Anonymous - 09/07/2023 03:00 - United States

Today, I went to the supermarket and picked up some groceries, along with what I thought was a bag of chips. I ripped it open in the car and realized it was a bag of birdseed. As I spat out the birdseed through the car's open window and tried to clean the mess, a pigeon flew into my car and attacked me. FML

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By theorifice - 16/06/2010 16:28 - Canada

Today, I was unbearably hungry, so I went to Wendy's, bought myself a Baconator and took it outside to eat on the patio. One bite in, I went back to grab a few napkins. Within seconds of my departure, a seagull snatched it up. FML

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By NightHawk4926 - 09/09/2015 22:15 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man. I gave him my sandwich, since he needed it more than me. Seconds later, he was attacked by a flock of birds. FML

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Surprise strike

By Anonymous - 28/06/2020 20:02

Today, as I was walking home with dinner, a pigeon pooped on my leg like a dive bomb. My hands were full carrying the food, so I had to walk the rest of the way with a smear on my jeans that everyone knew what it was. FML

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By John - 10/07/2013 02:48 - United States

Today, while leaving McDonald's, I threw a fry out the window to a flock of seagulls. I watched in the rear-view mirror as it landed in the opposite lane and about 60 winged rats descended upon the street, causing a truck to veer off the road and crash. FML

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Tippi Hedren strikes back

By B_and_W - 21/11/2013 11:35 - France

Today, I watched a little girl laugh while giving bread to some pigeons at a bus stop. A bus then arrived. All the pigeons moved out of the away, except one. Its head got crushed by a wheel, and some blood splattered onto the little girl's shoes, who then screamed. With laughter. FML

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mwdelo 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 16:11

Legs were burning? Maybe you should try eating less hamburgers....

deplorableworld 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 16:22

The bird had already taken a bite of it and yet you still ran with it? Were you planning on eating it still? YDI if so...

Comments

nicelyjohnson 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 21:09

lol, that sounds like fun!

prettyxdemented 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 21:13

You ran... from a PIGEON? Christ. Just smack that ****** away and go on and enjoy your treat. If it doesn't shoo, go inside. I assume this took place in a somewhat urban area (wtf pigeons just chill out in the open field) so there were probs plenty of places in which to escape. Learn to assort your authority as top of the food chain, man. =P

youaresofucked 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 21:17

TODAY, I AM FAT AND EAT BURGERS. FML. He should have just written that ......

whoaa_nellie 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 21:24

i created an FML account just so i could comment, but OMG the exact same thing happened to my sis, except she was eating chicken wings and the people laughing were passers by and people in their cars on a busy street! bwahahahahaha

Charlesdenfreude 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 21:28

YDI for majorly overreacting birds don't eat things that are in your hands or mouth, and as somebody up there said, just put it back in the bag or move your hand away...? Pigeons aren't exactly birds of prey, and if you think they are, you definitely deserve it But I still feel bad for you

babawaba 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 22:02

YDI for being a selfish fatso. Poor little pidgeons starving and you deny them food and actually make them chase you for it. You suck and should be ashamed of yourself, an hero plx.