By fencernick - 22/04/2009 10:40 - United States

Today, I was eating a hamburger on the street when a pigeon came down to take a bite. I ran and got 30 birds or so chasing me. My legs were burning, half of my burger was gone, and an entire office building was laughing at me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 57 728
You deserved it 9 462

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Legs were burning? Maybe you should try eating less hamburgers....

The bird had already taken a bite of it and yet you still ran with it? Were you planning on eating it still? YDI if so...

Comments

TryToBeKind 0

Pigeons can be dicks, as can Sea Gulls; I remember as a little kid vacationing somewhere on a beach watching some woman with a paper grocery bag get attacked by birds w her food. I felt sorry for her. I think part of the reason taht happens is because people feel the need to feed these birds when these brids are perfectly capable of finding food on their own.

ely46 0

#22, some people actually eat at other places than McDonalds. There are also places that have burgers that cost more than $1. For example, there is a place in my podunk little town that makes an awesome burger out of angus and it cost about $5 for just the burger. Birds are relentless and will chase for a long time. I am not sure why this person did not just drop the burger, but maybe they just did not think about it.

bellwether 0

YDI for eating a hamburger out on the street.

I agree with #44. I hate when people do that.

hurrdurr 0

You are embarrassed over this? WAT. Seriously, that would have been awesome for anyone watching a guy get chased by a flock of pissed-off pigeons. You are more likely a local celebrity than laughing stock.

themangostar 0

Think of it this way. If it hadn't been for you, that day at the office would have been just another monotonous day for them! xD

birds have diseases. so whether or not you kept the burger (which i dont think would be worth all this nonsense) i would have still tried to get away from those things.

You ran away. You deserved it. /flameshield

thelonelylurker 0

Just nature's way of telling you that you should cut back on the burgers.

Drop the burger. You weren't gonna eat it anyway after the pigeon started eating it. It's what they wanted, so let it go and people won't laugh at you and your legs won't burn