By sm@rtie - 03/01/2009 08:38 - France

Today, I was eating at a nice restaurant. Feeling curious, I daringly asked for the surprise "Maiden's Dream" dessert. The waiter came back with a banana between two balls of ice-cream on a plate, and no spoon. FML
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podrummer9209 0

Wow, I can't believe how cocky they are! That's pretty epic of them to be that ballsy. I can't believe you didn't go off half-cocked! How far did you manage to get it? I'm utterly dick at making these kinds of jokes. Were there at least nuts on it? I've got tons more, I could probably go on for a while, but I think I'll stop. =]

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Eir_fml 1

Ask for a spoon anyway, if it's a big deal. Otherwise, just be amused. People take things too seriously sometimes.

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SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0

I would take a picture of that and send it to like... all of the people on my phone. THAT'S. AWESOME.

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kisseshugsdrugs 5

well did you take it like a champ? and this wouldve been more of an FML if you were out with your family or something and someone made a comment like "well that didnt look so hard for you" haha

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DeadHead86 0

HAHAHAHA I want to go to a restaurant that serves me deserts shaped like DICKS! That would have been an awesome picture to take and send to everyone you know.

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AnnaSeptic 0

hahaha that's awesome. not a FML. get over it.

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Shadow_Phantom 26

It is too a FML. Some of us actually like to think once in a while, ya know? Surprisingly there are people out there who aren't just dirty-one-track-minded skanks. i think I'd barf if I they brought me it as the dessert

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lizamaphone 6

you'd barf if they brought you an ice cream dessert vaguely shaped like a penis and balls? how much of a prude are you?

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jackal181 7

Lol if you'd barf, rearrange it :)

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