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By sm@rtie - 03/01/2009 08:38 - France

Today, I was eating at a nice restaurant. Feeling curious, I daringly asked for the surprise "Maiden's Dream" dessert. The waiter came back with a banana between two balls of ice-cream on a plate, and no spoon. FML

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By Noname - 05/03/2009 02:18 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend to a very nice restaurant. I thought it would be a good place to pop the question. I gave the ring to the waiter and asked him to put it on her dessert plate. When she saw it she picked it up, put it down and said "no". Then she started to eat the dessert. FML

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By stifledbyyou - 12/12/2010 00:06 - United States

Today, while I was working at McDonald's, a man and his wife ordered a Sundae. I gave the guy his sundae and realized I'd forgotten something. I said, "One second sir. Let me grab your nuts." I realized what I said when his wife gave me the death glare. FML

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Scarpered

By James - 30/07/2019 18:00

Today, I asked the restaurant manager if he could arrange to deliver an engagement ring to me and my girlfriend with our desserts. Desserts came, no ring. That guy wasn’t the manager, just a guy in a suit who legged it with my ring. FML

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You deserved it 2 271

By abc - 27/05/2009 10:15 - Pakistan

Today, I took my friends out to an expensive restaurant for my birthday treat. They had arranged for a surprise birthday cake for me which I cut, very happily, while they chanted birthday wishes. When the bill came, I discovered I was supposed to pay for my great 'surprise' cake. FML

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You deserved it 5 366

By Eet- - 13/10/2011 19:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I awoke to rose petals leading me to the front garden. Curious, I followed them, thinking my boyfriend planned something romantic. As I walked out the door, I was hit in the face with a paper plate full of whipped cream and sprinkles, and then locked outside. FML

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You deserved it 4 267

By Jaws - 10/02/2011 16:09 - France

Today, I got slapped in the face by my girlfriend with a banana skin, because I finished up the chocolate cake. FML

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You deserved it 38 592

By tbee - 06/09/2014 00:13 - United States - East Carondelet

Today, I bought a large ice cream cake. No, there's no occasion, but I did ask the cashier to write "Happy Birthday" on it, just so she wouldn't know I was going to eat it all myself. FML

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You deserved it 10 818

By outsmartedbykids - 28/05/2014 16:28 - United States - Lake Mills

Today, I was at a buffet with my kids and husband. As my boys got up to get more food, I told them they'd better come back with something green on their plate. They both came back with mint ice cream and got a high-five from my husband. FML

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I'm new to this, sorry

By Fifi - 01/09/2023 06:00

Today, I was eager to learn how to use chopsticks, as I was in a nice Chinese restaurant and had ordered noodles. As I was visibly struggling to eat, the server brought me a fork. When I reached for it, I flicked a noodle into a lady's soup at the next table. FML

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You deserved it 432

By Anonymous - 21/05/2015 20:41 - United States

Today, I waited tables for the first time at my new restaurant job. I asked a group of older men what they would like. One replied, "A slice of that ass". I'm 19 and a guy. FML

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You deserved it 3 262

podrummer9209 0

Friday 27 March 2009 0:15

Wow, I can't believe how cocky they are! That's pretty epic of them to be that ballsy. I can't believe you didn't go off half-cocked! How far did you manage to get it? I'm utterly dick at making these kinds of jokes. Were there at least nuts on it? I've got tons more, I could probably go on for a while, but I think I'll stop. =]

Eir_fml 1

Wednesday 18 February 2009 11:33

Ask for a spoon anyway, if it's a big deal. Otherwise, just be amused. People take things too seriously sometimes.

Comments

fan111 0

Friday 5 June 2009 3:06

deSSert not desert.

skiBOAT 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 20:16

FYL? Honestly? Ask for a spoon and get on with your life.

maxipoo 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 8:30

LOL #2

shnibz101 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 4:42

Omg I read this a half an hour ago and I am still laughing Compliments to the chef!

kitsuneluvuh 12

Friday 10 July 2009 4:27

Yeah, I'm sure the chef worked hard to put that together. XD

ZoloF7 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 9:02

sounds like my kinda desert. *schlurps*

Da_Gov 0

Friday 17 July 2009 4:31

dude what resturant?!? I wanna send a pic to all my friends!!

SusanaSaysRawrxD 0

Friday 17 July 2009 5:26

I love number 11. ;D

FuzzyWalnuts 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 23:57

That's hilarious!

cr1sis 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 7:00

haha awesome

LaPoeziaAmantino 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 2:14

Thanks for sharing this story. It really made my day. XD Also, #31, you need to get a sense of humour, seriously. It's not like every single one of us laughs every time we see a penis. It's a normal part of the human body. But if a nice restaurant brought me a dessert that was shaped like a penis, most of us would find that pretty funny, myself included. I'm not ashamed to admit it or anything. And just because the rest of us are able to laugh at this, that doesn't make us immature or stupid. That just makes us... well, quite frankly, not close-minded pricks like you. By the way, it's called an opinion. I'm entitled to it, thanks.