By MJ3105 - 07/05/2009 11:36 - Israel

Today, I was eating at a restaurant patio with a few friends. After the waitress cleaned up our table there was a drop of mayonnaise on the table. I wiped it with my finger and licked it. It wasn’t mayo, it was bird shit. FML
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youmakemyday_fml 0

ughh...why would you eat something that landed on the table anyway?? wouldn't you wipe it off with a napkin...

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ozymandias_fml 0

You are a disgusting person. Even if it was mayo, that is disgusting. Who a) eats random condiments they find b) especially when splattered on a disgusting public table?

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soccerchamp57 0

EEEEEEWWWWWWWWW why on earth would u lick sumin tht fell on a table before u ate?!!!! it coulve falllen outa sone ones mouth tht is NASTY

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hayoudumbass 0

no wonder you would eat birdshit your cheap ass is from isreal you dirty jew

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moms_mistake 2

so not ONLY did you eat a white liquid off a public table, but you ate it AFTER the waiter cleaned the table, meaning it wasn't from when you ate. Yeah, sorry, ydi

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garble0218 0

dumbass. why would you eat something off the table that's been sitting outside in the first place?

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SUEHIM 0

fatty only a fat person would do that

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weaboo 12

I see people here commenting about your hygiene but as a fellow Israeli I can say that it’s not a thing here and manners are nonexistent

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