By MJ3105 - 07/05/2009 11:36 - Israel

Today, I was eating at a restaurant patio with a few friends. After the waitress cleaned up our table there was a drop of mayonnaise on the table. I wiped it with my finger and licked it. It wasn’t mayo, it was bird shit. FML
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youmakemyday_fml 0

ughh...why would you eat something that landed on the table anyway?? wouldn't you wipe it off with a napkin...

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ozymandias_fml 0

You are a disgusting person. Even if it was mayo, that is disgusting. Who a) eats random condiments they find b) especially when splattered on a disgusting public table?

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turbogirl 0

That's pretty disgusting even if it WASNT bird shit... patio tables rarely get cleaned anyway, god knows what kind of crap (in your case, LITERALLY) is on it!! OOI... how do you know what bird shit tastes like?? Maybe it was just unusually flavoured mayo. IMO YDI.

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yutyler 0

seriously why would you eat mayo off a table anyway what if it was somthing worse then bird shit what if it was cum that a guy left after getting a ******* in the booth

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Shanaynayx3 0

Y wud u eat it??!!! How did it even LOOK lik mayo??? Fyl ydi

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Azcat 0

im glad u ate shit. even hobos wouldnt do that. i would not want to be seen with u

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Azofafora 0

YDI for eating random things off a restaurant table, and an outside one at that.

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JubJub123_fml 0

a patio table? that's retarded of course it's not mayo

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juggal3tte 0

that's gross! who licks food off the table anyways?! and especially at a restraint. ew

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