By MJ3105 - 07/05/2009 11:36 - Israel

Today, I was eating at a restaurant patio with a few friends. After the waitress cleaned up our table there was a drop of mayonnaise on the table. I wiped it with my finger and licked it. It wasn’t mayo, it was bird shit. FML
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youmakemyday_fml 0

ughh...why would you eat something that landed on the table anyway?? wouldn't you wipe it off with a napkin...

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ozymandias_fml 0

You are a disgusting person. Even if it was mayo, that is disgusting. Who a) eats random condiments they find b) especially when splattered on a disgusting public table?

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PrettyVal 0

#181 - what it sais? Haha. Fail. Anyway, why would you lick something on the table? Especially condiments? Kinda gross. But haha that does suck. I'm sorry.

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Chazlol 7

Why would you lick something off a public table?

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Isotopic_alloy 0

Were you curious to see if it tasted any different if ya licked it off a table? Don't do that, its gross.

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MaxTheFirst 0

yes, because the table is so incrediblely clean. seriously. there is no bacteria on it or anything at all. haha. did it taste ok?

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sims224 0

people like you shouldn't eat at restaurants lol..

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charginasaur 3

At least you know now to not eat random condiments you find splattered on an outdoor public table. especially when they vaguely resemble any form of shit. which, might I add, mayonnaise only VAGUELY resembles bird shit. Different consistency, texture, slightly different color. Also, now you can say "Man this tastes like shit!" And when someone says, "How would YOU know, have you ever eaten shit?" You can honestly say that you have. (Actually, the white part of bird shit is actually the bird's pee called the urate.)

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sb_rph 0

that's disgusting, why on earth would you wipe off anything from a RESTAURANT table and put it in your mouth?! don't you know they don't clean those tables all that well?! that's SICK!!!! if it's your house, that's completely different but you're eating somewhere that MILLIONS of people have eaten in the past

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emptyxXbliss 0

Couldn't have been that much worse than mayonnaise. XP

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dude45 0

Maybe it was bird shit flavored mayo

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