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By jerdub93 - 19/11/2011 08:40 - United States

Today, I was eating cereal while absentmindedly reading the box. I was amused when I found it expires on my birthday. Then I realized it expired on my birthday two years ago. FML

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By ahhnotoy - 27/04/2009 02:29 - United States

Today, I bought a box of Fruit Loops. When I got home, I noticed a free prize would be in the box. I sifted through the box, looking for the small toy. It wasn't in there. I don't know what is more sad, the fact that I got ripped off by a children's cereal or that I'm 21 and upset by it. FML

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By cereal stepper - 23/10/2016 09:42

Today, I got out of my bed and immediately stepped into a half-eaten bowl of cereal. FML

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By frootloops - 21/11/2009 21:44 - United States

Today, I realized that my girlfriend had never said anything about the proposal ring I had put into a box of her Froot Loops. When I hinted it to her, she said that the cereal had expired, so she threw out the box. FML

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Saturday 19 November 2011 16:23

Hey, wait, my Rice Krispies are moving.

sunsetsbetween56 3

Saturday 19 November 2011 16:19

Must have been good for you to keep eating it..

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rob1976 0

Sunday 20 November 2011 16:45

It's cereal. As long as it isn't stale, have at it.

abbyhoneywaffles 11

Sunday 20 November 2011 18:49

You're gonna die.

samanthayap 2

Sunday 20 November 2011 21:50

Did u spit your cereal out like the cereal guy?

RockinRoyaltyxD 13

Sunday 20 November 2011 22:23

What you cant taste its old dumbass? YDI for being a moron.

ilovebigtimerush 0

Monday 21 November 2011 2:49

Cereal goes stale not bad. Stfu when you don't know what your talking about.

Waggleton 0

Sunday 20 November 2011 23:21

Well if it expired EXACTLY two years ago on your birthday, then happy birthday to you. I can now safely assume that you are at least two years old. Simple deductive reasoning my friends