Health: Today, I was eating Jell-O and was reading a fact website, when...

By Anonymous - 10/10/2010 21:47 - Canada

Today, I was eating Jell-O and was reading a fact website, when I read that gelatin is made from the collagen in cow or pig bones. I'm vegetarian. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2018 03:30 - United States - Anchorage

Today, my sister put a piece of leather in my homemade beef jerkey to prove a point. I ate it. FML

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Not_Ever_Telling 3

Monday 11 October 2010 2:08

I'm guessing you haven't been a vegetarian too long. Any respectable vegetarian knows gelatin is made from animals. YDI

kellanlvr 1

Monday 11 October 2010 2:05

I learned that in 2nd grade -___-

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jjames7543 13

Monday 11 October 2010 2:30

you're a vegetarian and you just found this out... where were you in elementary school?

trclocke 1

Monday 11 October 2010 2:31

collagen + heat = gelatin. tha'ts common knowledge. it's what makes leftover stew get that amazing texture, for example. There are vegetarian alternatives you can eat, though, if you're not retarded and do your research.

bigbadtim 7

Monday 11 October 2010 2:31

Lipstick had fish scales in it. So much for that now.

5t3ff1k4h 44

Monday 11 October 2010 2:36

Seriously? Okay. Now you have to prove this.

bigbadtim 7

Monday 11 October 2010 2:48

According to Wikipedia yes, also pig fat.

DLTsandwich 5

Monday 11 October 2010 3:40

If it's from Wikipedia, it must be legit! :P

mackentoshe 0

Monday 11 October 2010 2:32

NO! In Soviet Russia, jello eat YOU.

perdix 29

Monday 11 October 2010 2:32

I don't know why people who are calling those who didn't know gelatin was made from animals idiots. I didn't learn it until I was in my 30's and I generally pwn everyone's ass in trivia games. I don't see why vegetarians think they get extra points for going so many months/years as purists and think they are failures for accidentally consuming products derived from animals. Stop eating Jell-o and your life will cease to be ******. (Unless your boyfriend is sneakily using lambskin condoms ;) )