Kids: Today, I was eating with my boyfriend and his family at a high-end...

By Noca - 23/03/2009 01:02 - United States

Today, I was eating with my boyfriend and his family at a high-end restaurant when, suddenly, I screamed, thinking a dog had just bitten my leg. I am terrified of dogs. I kicked my under-the-table assailant as hard as I could. It was my boyfriend's adorable five-year-old sister. FML

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Today, I was out running. All of a sudden I saw a dog come towards me, I thought it was going to attack me and I screamed like a girl in front of everyone. It was a puppy wanting to play. FML

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Today, my sister asked me to let her dog out of the kennel when I got home. I did only to have the little beast bite me. She then ate the entire content of the cat's litter box, which she couldn't keep down. FML

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By Addicted2FML303 - 06/12/2010 22:50 - United States

Today, I was on the couch, about to make out with the guy I've been dating. As soon as our lips touched, my overprotective dog ran up and bit him. He bled. FML

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Tehalon 0

Monday 23 March 2009 9:37

You did a good job, kids should know its not polite to play under the table in a high-end restaurant. Do wonder why you would think a dog is walking around in a high-end restaurant...

CrimsonKnight 0

Monday 23 March 2009 9:44

It'll teach her not to bite peoples legs or to crawl under tables when your out eating. It'll save her parents trying to teach her.

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kathira120 3

Saturday 23 May 2009 21:21

Woooooow. Why would there be a DOG in a high-end restaurant? And what did she do that resembled a bite? Thats weird. And just because you hate dogs is no reason to kick one in the face, regardless of the situation. Unless that poor, defenseless dog has a death-grip on you, don't touch it!!! You son of a bitch. you deserve it. YDI!!

SantoryuuFelidae 1

Monday 4 July 2011 0:39

you idiot. she has a phobia, which is an irrational fear. you know what, here. you sit in a nice restaurant chatting with your bf and his family. you aren't expecting anything under the table. suddenly, you feel a pain in your leg, like something BIT you. would you not kick? you wouldn't lash out to get rid of something that aggressively latched onto your limb? god, it's not like she planned it.

HI_IH 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 4:04

I am terrified of dogs too... so i can understand why you freaked out.

OTSS 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 5:13

forget u.......poor little girl. I bet SHE'S traumatized

JoyHeart 0

Monday 1 June 2009 1:33

She's not very adorable if she's biting your leg. Five year olds know better then THAT Now, I personally would have a very short list of things that might be biting my leg under a table. I suppose, being terrified of dogs, and perhaps dog bites, maybe this allowed 'dog' to come to your mind first. Myself, I'd just to cannibalistic serial killer. But none the less, kicking is of course the best course of action and I don't think the child will be crawling around biting people for quite while now. So even if your boyfriend doesn't thank you for it, his next girlfriend would, if she knew the horror you saved her from.

viadomus815 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 0:18

For all of you saying how there couldn't be a dog in that kind of restaurant, first off if something was biting your leg i would think the first thing you would do is react and kick it... 2nd: the kid deserved it.

av232 0

Monday 8 June 2009 6:07

rofl. i can only imagine what kind of treatment you got from everyone that night. i would have left right away. apologizing first of course.

godhelpme92 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 6:09

Not a smart move...

Vanity7Sins 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 3:53

what the hell would a dog be doing in a high end restaurant? THINK BEFORE YOU ACT!!!

GrimReaper973 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 17:04

You REALLY have to train yourself to think before acting. 1. Why the hell is a dog in a "HIGH-END restaurant 2. Dogs are docile the majority of the time 3. Why the hell are you kicking dogs!!!!

kittengrl39 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 7:56

And you need to train yourself to think before writing. The kid BIT her, dumbass. Probably hard, since little kids don't know to hold back much. When something bites you, it's pure instinct to force away the thing biting you. I would do the same, be it cat, dog, or little brother. The reaction happens in very little time. It's not like the OP's reaction to sudden pain SHOULD be, "Oh, let me sit here and logically eliminate possibilities while something is biting my leg." And even if "dogs are docile the majority of the time", that doesn't mean they can't bite you. I've been bitten by dogs twice - both dogs I was very familiar with, both without provocation. Once I was just walking by and it went for me. Unless you remove a dog's teeth, there is no absolute guarantee that it will not bite you.