Kids: Today, I was eating with my boyfriend and his family at a high-end...

By Noca - 23/03/2009 01:02 - United States

Today, I was eating with my boyfriend and his family at a high-end restaurant when, suddenly, I screamed, thinking a dog had just bitten my leg. I am terrified of dogs. I kicked my under-the-table assailant as hard as I could. It was my boyfriend's adorable five-year-old sister. FML

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Today, my sister asked me to let her dog out of the kennel when I got home. I did only to have the little beast bite me. She then ate the entire content of the cat's litter box, which she couldn't keep down. FML

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By Addicted2FML303 - 06/12/2010 22:50 - United States

Today, I was on the couch, about to make out with the guy I've been dating. As soon as our lips touched, my overprotective dog ran up and bit him. He bled. FML

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Tehalon 0

Monday 23 March 2009 9:37

You did a good job, kids should know its not polite to play under the table in a high-end restaurant. Do wonder why you would think a dog is walking around in a high-end restaurant...

CrimsonKnight 0

Monday 23 March 2009 9:44

It'll teach her not to bite peoples legs or to crawl under tables when your out eating. It'll save her parents trying to teach her.

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yooda_fml 0

Friday 26 February 2010 12:27

what would a dog be doing in a high-end resturant anyway ?

whymez 0

Friday 9 April 2010 22:12

YDI for being afraid of dogs...

heystranger 0

Tuesday 1 June 2010 6:03

Why the HELL would a DOG be in ANY RESTAURANT?! Really? Are you that STUPID? That was part 1, now for part 2: You should know that kids crawl under tables. Sure, she shouldn't have bitten you, but if she wasn't at the table and you felt something under the table, I think it would be safe to assume that, given her age, SHE could be the thing UNDER THE DAMN TABLE. Geez, get a brain. Finally, part 3: Do you honestly think kicking a dog (say it WAS a dog) will get it to stop biting you and be all friendly? No, if your "reflex" is to kick the dog, you should understand that it would be the dog's reflex to defend itself and attack you further. I'm a pretty nice person, but the only thing that I can conclude from this is that you're a dumbass. Putting it lightly.

blal 0

Tuesday 10 August 2010 19:26

1. Seeing-eye dogs are required by law to be allowed in. A stray could have somehow found its way. 2. Is your first reaction to being bitten to do a head count? Reflexes kick in before rational thought, and just because her first reaction to teeth digging into her leg was "OH S--- DOG!" doesn't mean she didn't act as anyone else would have. 3. If you are being aggressively bitten by a dog, I hope you have the sense not to take your own advise. Hesitancy carries the very real risk of perceived weakness, and the dog would only be more confident in it's attack if she just pulled her legs away and cried out from the surprise and pain. Kicking at the dog from that position would prevent it from easily biting down and tugging at you. You're self-proclaimed niceness is far outweighed by your stupidity.

Selsa_Squirrel 0

Wednesday 11 August 2010 8:00

Wow, numbering your response? :P Instinct says 'get the pain away'. She's having a nice evening out, likely talking to her boyfriend, and something bites her leg. If she's terrified of dogs, she likely has a reason to be and there's noway to stop and reason '"hmm, I'm at a restaurant, there aren't usually dogs here, and if it is a dog, what is that best way to get it off me?" Something bit her, she kicked. Very common reaction. I don't see why you feel the need to feel so hostile to someone who obvious feels bad now, though it was the child's fault for biting and the parents' fault for not teaching the kid better manners than to crawl under tables and bite.

rakethewidower 0

Friday 18 June 2010 7:34

Couldn't help but laugh, does this make me a bad person?

luciachan 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 7:44

People that are terrified of dogs act irrationally. Even though she was in a restaurant the fact her leg was bitten made her automatically think of a dog biting her and she would have reacted based on a reflex. I know a girl whose afraid of everything that isn't a human (dogs cats rodents bugs birds) She came over to my house knowing that we had just got a puppy. when my dog came to greet her she jumped on my couch and started screaming like she was being murdered. My dog is a pomeranian and at the time she was only 3lbs and fit in the palm of my hand. And she knew damn well that my dog was going to come to the door. she could have waited outside until I put the puppy in the other room but no she just walked right in. Trying to question the actions of people with phobias is impossible.

Nikie1986 0

Sunday 29 August 2010 10:45

It's possible that there was a dog in the restaurant if somebody who's disabled was there. Usually those dogs are trained extremely well because they need to be in public places and usually don't go off biting random people but who knows. Not to mention she ACCIDENTALLY kicked the little kid not purposely so those of you being rude because she kicked the kid need to chill, it's not her responsibility to watch where the kid is at all times. It was an accident and accidents do happen. If I had been her boyfriends mom I wouldn't have been angry at her it would have taught my 5 yr old a lesson. What I gather from her story is the 5 yr old hurt her under the table some how, she reacted as any normal human would have reacted, it was an accident and she feels bad. End of story.