By Noca - 23/03/2009 01:02 - United States

Today, I was eating with my boyfriend and his family at a high-end restaurant when, suddenly, I screamed, thinking a dog had just bitten my leg. I am terrified of dogs. I kicked my under-the-table assailant as hard as I could. It was my boyfriend's adorable five-year-old sister. FML
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Tehalon 0

You did a good job, kids should know its not polite to play under the table in a high-end restaurant. Do wonder why you would think a dog is walking around in a high-end restaurant...

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CrimsonKnight 0

It'll teach her not to bite peoples legs or to crawl under tables when your out eating. It'll save her parents trying to teach her.

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AreYouSure_fml 0

To all those people going 'why would there be a dog at the restaurant?' Ever heard of impulse? And like she said, she's terrified of dogs, so that just adds to her impulsive state of mind. GO GET A LIFE IDIOTS.

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arashixarashi 0

I agree with #115. If you're terrified of spiders and you see something that resembles it, your first instinct is to react adversely. Obviously this is an uncontrollable reflex. Yes, a dog at a high end restaurant is ridiculous, but leg biting is associated with vicious dogs, not cute little girls.

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fuckmyl1f333 0

why would u kick a dog anyway?

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mehwhateverr 0

People saying it's her fault... how would she have known it was a person? Little girls don't normally bite people's legs. #116 has it right.

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summer66_fml 0

why did she bite you??? and why would a dog be at a restaurant???

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pushinglimits_fml 0

wtff?? like who does that, is she a mole rat or something?

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scorpiogirl666 0

#118, just saying, little girls bite people all the time. My little sister once bit my hand so hard that I bled.

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milkduds22 0

haha thats funny!!!!1 i hope she's ok........ well, even though it was probably soooooooo embarrassing, it's hilarious..... i no a ton of people said this already but, why would you think a dog would be in a nice restoraunt, i mean, shouldn't you THINK before you kick something as hard as you can

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Ibeapirate 0

A dog. under the table. at a high-end restaurant. ....yeah, that makes sense. You might want to get some desensitization therapy. That's some serious paranoia.

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luxor21221 0

i think everyone just needs to stop lashing out at the idiots that persistently keep asking "why would a dog be at a high end restaurant?" because i'm begining to think they're doing it just to piss other people off. and in the case where that is the opposite and the person is genuinely asking why there is a dog in a high end restaurant, well we shouldn't lash out at them either as it is not their fault that they have a 2 digit IQ... that would be their parents fault.

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