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By Anonymous - 18/04/2011 03:12 - United States

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Today, I was finally having sex with the man of my dreams, and then he fell asleep on top of me. FML
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ILoveEggnog 7

I think it's because she doesn't suck in bed.

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hwilly 0

Damn, next time your on top ha

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loveofyourlife11 0

haha! 76 nice catch there. that is hilarious!!! why do people put pictures Ike that on the internet? do they really not notice the toilet there?

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chris71sk8r 8

Was he fat?! Could you breathe?! Stop worrying about sex and worry about your life OP!

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joker1209 0

punch that dude in the face and tell him to finish wat he came there to do

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Mattsta123 5

take control and get ontop of him. show him you want it

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ShyAnn29 14

maybe she's so good it tired him out, it could happen

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iHateThisLife 10

well u can also look at it the other way, u wore him out!

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shaniecerb 0

what do u mean the man of your dreams?thats a weird statement.is it your man pr a random guy?so many unanswered questions

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mrmerino 0

ydi for having a "man of your dreams". they can never exist.

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killface93 0

that's some good sex

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bgawne 0

she must have been awsome in bed to put him to sleep

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Jrefinne 7

I know, right? All these comments blaming the woman for doing a crappy job... Maybe it was the man's fault for being so hard to please that he exhausted himself.

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