By Anonymous - 18/04/2011 03:12 - United States

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Today, I was finally having sex with the man of my dreams, and then he fell asleep on top of me. FML
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ILoveEggnog 7

I think it's because she doesn't suck in bed.

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hwilly 0

Damn, next time your on top ha

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MuffyStJacques 0

Maybe laying there like a dead fish bored him to sleep.

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MakeAScene 4

I was thinking this, too.

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sourgirl101 28

I was thinking he's drunk and finally passed out.

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FMLsOhilarious 6

That's what I was thinking.

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leeshxx 3

that's what you get for having boring old missionary sex. Spice it up. throw in a studded butt plug and some hand cuffs. also if you really wanna wake him up with a jolt, electricity to the nipples can be fun. remember folks it's not rape If you yell SURPRISE!

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MakeAScene 4

Your attempt at being funny is almost painful.

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leeshxx 3

love, if I wanted an assholes opinion I would have farted

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babygirlchan123 0

maybe it felt so good, he hyperventilated, nd he fainted lol

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im_awsome 2

maybe hes planing to hit it in the morning ? or else fyl

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