By Anonymous - 31/08/2010 21:40 - United States

Today, I was forced to spend an extra $318 for another plane ticket to Dallas. The ticket wasn't for my daughter, my mom, or my sister, but for the quarter of my butt that apparently needs its own seat. FML
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Miolene 6

well you gotta feel sorry for the person who might have been sat next to you if you hadn't bought the ticket. They would only get 3/4 of a seat for their butt otherwise :P

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diirty_brunette 0

The average person that FITS in their seat didn't pay for said seat to cover part of your expenses or to lose out on what THEY paid for by your mass over flowing into their lap.

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MetalFish 0

YDI, it's self inflicted if you are THAT big. sorry, but Y seriously DI

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saraa96 0

time to call Jenny Craig?

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MetalFish 0

and # 79... what on earth are you chatting on about, exactly?

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mattman1994 0

I don't have to take that from a power ranger

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CabooseT13 0

totally a power ranger (GOOOO GREEEEN RRRRAAANGGGER!!!!!!)

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ashley9782001 9

yeah well try spending over $500 like I did and not even be able to have your whole seat to yourself like I did because someone couldn't put down the fork

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ashley9782001 9

yeah well try paying $500 and not being able to have your own seat like me because the person next to me couldn't put down the fork

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kimshoo 0

22- a little heavier like you get on certain medications doesn't tend to merit an extra seat. you have to be morbidly obese to require two seats

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