By Anonymous - 31/08/2010 21:40 - United States

Today, I was forced to spend an extra $318 for another plane ticket to Dallas. The ticket wasn't for my daughter, my mom, or my sister, but for the quarter of my butt that apparently needs its own seat. FML
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Miolene 6

well you gotta feel sorry for the person who might have been sat next to you if you hadn't bought the ticket. They would only get 3/4 of a seat for their butt otherwise :P

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kipfischer 11

YDI get off the plane and run to Dallas, lose those pounds fat ass

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Murcie 0

There should be special seats in the back for "big" people o.O Oh and how do they know someone will need an extra seat or not? Do they bring out a tape measure!??!

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sandoval945 0

hahahahahahahahahahaha LMFAO!

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LiesAreBeautiful 0

So he might have a medical condition, but very few cause you to get THAT large. My bet is that he's just lazy and won't stop eating. YDI, OP, and I would feel very bad for the person sitting next to you had they *not* made you get another seat. Now stop bitching about something you brought on yourself. *And* before I get bitched out for being insensitive or whatever, I've had the same teasing or as someone put it "psychological trauma" but opposite. For several years I was anorexic and was made fun of being so bony and pale and weak-looking, but no matter what I couldn't get myself to eat. I was so afraid of gaining weight. But you know what happened? My mom basically told me I was eating whether I liked it or not, she wasn't wasting money on therapy I didn't need. So I put my big girl panties on and got over it. It was hard, I vomited for weeks straight and started inflicting damage on myself, but I did it. So, before anyone says I don't know how hard it is to overcome something like this, I do.

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stormycea 0

all the more reason for you to know its wrong to tease. your mom is a good person for helping you overcome that. props to both of you, but maybe this person isnt as lucky to have someone say "put the fork down and lets go for a walk" life isnt fair, not everyone is as lucky as you. All these people calling him a fatass is more damaging then helpful. Maybe if people were nicer and could say "hey buddy, you should try eating healthier, get a workout partner and try something fun like dancing" or something else encouraging rather than "your fat you stink and no one wants to sit by you" then maybe he could overcome his problem too.

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bfflrhea 0

number 15 just wana say ur a dick!

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halahalahala 0

well fyl for being a fckn fatass... aaaannnddd ydi for being a fckn fatass...

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MoJoThundRpants 0

i would suggest jogging home instead

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jeffdubya 0

that sucks but I'm a guy who always gets stuck next to the big men and women... you have the right to be any size you want but you don't have the right to help yourself to part of the seat that I paid for. I am 100% in favor of these rules.

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shaymaa1 0

to everyone that said ydi you are sick and rude!!

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