By Anonymous - 19/06/2012 03:33 - United States

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Today, I was getting dirty with my boyfriend. It was the first time he had fingered anyone, and the only thing he said was, "It feels like the inside of my asshole." FML
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alexphyllis 5

Better make sure he washes his hands first from now on, especially if they're up his ass.

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SerendipityRose 26

If you guys go as far as having sex, when he enters, you should say, "Huh, feels like my pinky finger."

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In_some_bullshit 13

Wow and did he then ask you to touch his asshole while you pleased him? Cus sounds like he might like it and is prolly bi... Have fun with that! It's interesting 1 girl, 2 boys...

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silent_bride 5

Uhhh, no, sorry to disappoint, but a person enjoying being touched in a specific place does not affect their sexual orientation. Educate yourself so you don't seem so ignorant, please.

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In_some_bullshit 13

Ok... fair. Just usually people open to so much touching, dnt say no to another one joining...

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jayj1989 0

lol sounds like u need to use a strap on with him

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IeatyouYoueatme1 2

I think this FML is a lie because I've seen this posted before where a girl complains that her boyfriend said the same thing after fingering her.

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linkinpark98 23

The question is, why is he feeling the inside of asshole anyways? Seems like something's a bit off.

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Davick 0

uh....dauh.....wha... OK you boy as issues

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skyrimbaby 2

Okay, then stick your wet finger up his ass.

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Rainbowbright99 4

I kinda finda male butt play gross. It's cool that ya'll do it, just don't talk about it, and talking about it while fingering your girl is a poor decision.

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