Intimacy: Today, I was getting dirty with my boyfriend. It was the first...

By Anonymous - 19/06/2012 03:33 - United States

Today, I was getting dirty with my boyfriend. It was the first time he had fingered anyone, and the only thing he said was, "It feels like the inside of my asshole." FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2022 16:00

Today, my boyfriend stuck his finger in my butt and I liked it, but I can’t ever tell him that or he’ll get that smug look on his face like, “I told you so, let’s have anal now.” FML

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By C0r1nn3 - 07/06/2012 04:02 - United States - Santa Clara

Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend in bed after a round of amazing sex. He decided it would be a great time to stick his finger up my nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2012 23:02 - United States - Rocky Point

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend doggy-style. I was getting close when he suddenly blurts out, "Babe, you really need to bleach your asshole." FML

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By nikkrissa_04 - 07/08/2009 11:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around in his car. I then decided I was going to give him a blowjob for the first time. As I was going down, he grabbed my chin and said, "Don't do that, your mouth isn't clean enough." FML

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By Anon. - 01/03/2011 23:51 - United States

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to stick her finger up my ass during sex. I screamed like a little girl and barely managed to finish. Afterward, she said, 'Now you know how it feels.' FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2016 11:03 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was all going great until he decided to try talking dirty. His idea of this was moaning loudly, "Just what the pussy ordered" as he entered me. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2012 18:02 - Australia - Wembley

Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate with each other for the first time. He shoved his hand down my pants, touched about an inch away from my clitoris, and whispered, "Cummm" in my ear. I doubt I'll have an orgasm ever again. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2010 20:36 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. He followed it with, "Want to try anal?" FML

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alexphyllis 5

Tuesday 19 June 2012 8:51

Better make sure he washes his hands first from now on, especially if they're up his ass.

SerendipityRose 26

Tuesday 19 June 2012 9:32

If you guys go as far as having sex, when he enters, you should say, "Huh, feels like my pinky finger."

Comments

sillykangaroo7 4

Tuesday 19 June 2012 12:49

I love making banana pancakes with really ripe bananas. Natural syrup really endorses the flavor as well.

zandalee 19

Tuesday 19 June 2012 13:17

Sorry? Is this you putting your fingers in your ears and singing la la la la....,

sillykangaroo7 4

Tuesday 19 June 2012 13:21

One does not simply make banana pancakes without having full use of their hands and fingers.

zandalee 19

Tuesday 19 June 2012 13:24

Can be done with feet if you are extremely flexible and very clever...

rawrautumnz 7

Tuesday 19 June 2012 13:07

This. It's beautiful.

aeisha26 12

Tuesday 19 June 2012 14:07

thats one of the warning signs u should be watching out for and NOT ignoring.....

perdix 29

Tuesday 19 June 2012 14:09

Maybe he was fingering your asshole? There are lots of holes in that region and he's not experienced down there. If you're not sure, sniff his finger :D

Llamacod 11

Tuesday 19 June 2012 18:13

perdix, this is definitely one of your better recent comments

Jumpingmal2 7

Tuesday 19 June 2012 14:34

Maybe OP should check and see if they do feel the same

Sai_Run614 7

Tuesday 19 June 2012 15:01

He was probably practicing for when he went live.

bmkc4 1

Tuesday 19 June 2012 15:44

I can't think of any good reason why my finger would be up my asshole...

WiderWille 11

Wednesday 20 June 2012 2:00

Pleasure could be one of them.

pajamasam13 0

Tuesday 19 June 2012 16:30

LMFAO what the f**k :0

SmittyJA24 26

Tuesday 19 June 2012 16:40

OP: get his finger out of your twat & onto your clit where it belongs! The only thing worse than an ignorant young boy who knows not how to pleasure a girl is an ignorant young girl that won't teach that boy the proper ways!