By Tyler - 19/11/2011 08:05 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend for the first time. In an attempt to be romantic, I tried taking her panties off with my teeth. I got a mouthful of pubes stuck in my braces. FML
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yeezheng 6

I bet your braces must have hurt your girlfriend. I feel sorry for her instead of you OP. A large chunk of pubes rip out is no joke.

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Comments

SweetLou37 4

that's y u always check and make sure it has been shaved before going down there.

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lknjenna 3

Eeeeeeeewwwwwwwiiiiiiieeeeeee

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stewie13_666 0

She must be Asian

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Hootie_95 0

Honey I hate to break it to you but there's a difference between romantic and kinky. Nice try though, mouth fulla bush, buy her a razor!

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DivaDemona 6

I completely lost it when I read "mouth fulla bush". I now have pepsi up my nose from laughing so hard. XD

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kelis_fml 0

That's kinky not romantic- that was your first mistake!

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nother1 1

Why the hell does your gf have pubes? It's 2011 , I'm 25 I've never seen pubes on a girl in my life

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5t3ff1k4h 44

You obviously haven't been with many people, male or female then.

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Rainbow_Crash 11

You haven't seen pubes on a girl? Who are you *******? Ten-year-olds?!

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