Intimacy: Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend for the first...

By Tyler - 19/11/2011 08:05 - United States

Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend for the first time. In an attempt to be romantic, I tried taking her panties off with my teeth. I got a mouthful of pubes stuck in my braces. FML

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By gjh - 19/01/2009 03:20 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend offered a blow job, but my hair got stuck in her braces so instead we tried to pull them all out. And no, I didn't get any. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2011 17:32 - United States

Today, while getting it on with my boyfriend, I decided to be spontaneous and do something sexy. I started taking his underwear off with my teeth. My teeth dragged over his shaft, and my braces cut up his foreskin in the process. Now he's not talking to me. FML

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By unendowed - 18/03/2012 02:11 - United States - Katy

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be a good idea to go down on me with chewing gum in her mouth. I spent the next hour and a half getting Orbit out of my pubes. FML

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By drpepperking10 - 02/07/2016 23:27 - United States

Today, I was kissing my crush for the first time and her tooth fell out into my mouth. FML

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By :x - 03/02/2016 15:40 - United States - Richmond

Today, I tried to be sexy by pulling down my girlfriend's panties with my teeth. I didn't expect to be faced with the mother of all shit stains and start gagging so bad I nearly puked. FML

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By mortified - 22/01/2011 16:04 - United Kingdom

Today, my dentist pulled a pubic hair out of my braces. FML

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By At least she knows I floss - 25/08/2017 14:15 - United States - Pomona

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents and everything was going perfectly. He and I even had some time alone upstairs, where I gave him a blowjob. After dinner, his mom helpfully pointed out something stuck in my braces and inspected it for me. It was a pube. FML

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By mrricecakes - 23/03/2012 05:55 - United States - Gilbert

Today, I went down on my girlfriend for the first time. Let's just say pubes and toilet paper residue were the least of my problems. FML

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By nickthetank - 31/12/2011 09:21 - Canada

Today, I got circumcised by my girlfriend's braces. FML

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By Jarryd - 10/02/2012 05:40 - Australia

Today, I was making out with a girl who I've had a crush on for a while now. It was all going fine until one of my teeth decided to dislodge itself. She promptly spat out the tooth and left. FML

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yeezheng 6

Saturday 19 November 2011 16:23

I bet your braces must have hurt your girlfriend. I feel sorry for her instead of you OP. A large chunk of pubes rip out is no joke.

maddy23a 5

Saturday 19 November 2011 16:17

Nice one ace

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SucksToBeYouBruh 0

Sunday 20 November 2011 3:19

Why try that your first time. Stick to basics. DUH. And you have braces?! Too young. Go suck your thumb.

CrAzYyYyYy 0

Sunday 20 November 2011 16:21

My boyfriend is 23 and he has braces. I'm pretty sure he is an adult and not to young. Adults can have braces!!!!!!

SucksToBeYouBruh 0

Sunday 20 November 2011 21:11

STFU. Idc what your boyfriend has.

richardcard82 5

Sunday 20 November 2011 3:43

She got a full grown chubaka going on down there

griff27 1

Sunday 20 November 2011 3:56

If you still have braces, you're too young to be "getting intimate"

MansonFTW 5

Sunday 20 November 2011 8:51

You do realise adults have braces too.

Mickaylah 0

Sunday 20 November 2011 4:08

Did you like the taste atleast?lmfao

RedPillSucks 31

Sunday 20 November 2011 4:11

You did finish her off though, right Dr. Zoiburg?

hate_to_love_him 1

Sunday 20 November 2011 4:12

haha i bet that was a wonderdul expirience for both of you :)

dansco 24

Sunday 20 November 2011 4:29

How is that romantic? Enjoy picking pubes out of your mouth lol

aerogxt 7

Sunday 20 November 2011 4:31

A panty in the mouth is worth two on the bush :P

Marques23 5

Sunday 20 November 2011 4:45

Muff dive!

gymnastxox127 0

Sunday 20 November 2011 4:46

lol ewww that's nasty, please disinfect your mouth.

5t3ff1k4h 44

Sunday 20 November 2011 4:56

Shave your head; hair is disgusting.

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