By Tyler - 19/11/2011 08:05 - United States

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Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend for the first time. In an attempt to be romantic, I tried taking her panties off with my teeth. I got a mouthful of pubes stuck in my braces. FML
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yeezheng 6

I bet your braces must have hurt your girlfriend. I feel sorry for her instead of you OP. A large chunk of pubes rip out is no joke.

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praetor_fml 3

YDI. Dont go near pubes with your mouth, especially if you have braces. Same goes for you ladies. If your guy doesnt keep his shit trimmed and/or shaved, dont go down there.

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sodapopper 6

"Romantic" you dumb *****!!

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juliaspencer 0

Ewww she need to shave !

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carolineoliviaa 0

Your girlfriend is disgusting. You shouldn't be the one embarrased, she should be, for not taking care of herself better. Has she not heard of a razor?

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Teaislove 1

Why is it disgusting to not shave? It's natural after all.

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Beccuh 6

If you're young enough to still have braces you shouldn't be fooling around with your girlfriend like that. Wait till your older do that kind of stuff

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