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By Anonymous - 02/06/2012 15:16 - United States - Clermont

Today, I was given a lapdance by a pregnant stripper. FML

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By sexyfreak2510 - 03/09/2009 06:47 - South Africa

Today, at my bachelorette party, I got so wasted, I ended up giving my stripper a lap dance because he "wasn't doing it properly". There's photos. FML

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By Cpt Colin - 03/01/2012 07:17 - United States

Today, my girlfriend hated the idea of sex so much she was willing to give me money for a stripper. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/01/2013 00:56 - Netherlands - Groningen

Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband reacted by going out and smoking weed, then getting completely shitfaced, and having his buddies drag his nearly-comatose carcass back home from a strip club. FML

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By SCARRED - 29/08/2014 20:15 - United States - Kansas City

Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2014 23:28 - United States - Madison

Today, I was at the bar. A man started to hit on me. He claims to have a fetish for pregnant women. I'm not pregnant. FML

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By ShayisPay101 - 15/02/2010 18:58 - United States

Today, my daughter told me she wants to be a stripper when she grows up, just like "Daddy's girlfriend." We're still married. FML

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By baron - 01/06/2009 17:36 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML

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By Big B - 04/02/2009 17:40 - United States

Today, I was at the strip club. I put my dollar on the stage. When the stripper came over to take it, she stood me up and flipped my tits and said I had bigger ones than her. I'm a guy. FML

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Rookie mistake

By dreamisugly - 10/10/2022 11:00

Today, I found out the girl I lost my virginity to during prom night is pregnant with my kid. FML

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By kte - 30/12/2009 10:36 - United States

Today, I found out that my parents bought a stripper pole, my mom even hired a stripper to teach her some "moves." I'm scared to go in their room now. FML

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cameronman9 2

Saturday 2 June 2012 19:42

Does this pregnant stripper happen to be your wife?

comedybreak 20

Saturday 2 June 2012 19:39

This is why safe sex is important Guys, learn. But seriously OP it's your fault for letting her

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HiIAmKevin 8

Sunday 3 June 2012 19:00

Must have been on Bourbon street...this 7 1/2-8 month pregnant woman tried to give me one...no thanks!

mosquito19 14

Sunday 3 June 2012 19:07

wow, lactating stripper, did she squirt you with milk? thats hot!

MariaJ615 6

Sunday 3 June 2012 20:11

So did you get the 2 for 1 special or was touching the belly extra? *Gross*

redtigerlily 5

Sunday 3 June 2012 20:35

She's gotta make that paper.

donkey79 0

Monday 4 June 2012 1:13

Some people are in to that........i mean eww gross.

YouJustGotMozzd 0

Monday 4 June 2012 1:31

Threesome?? Yayy??

Starfire22 5

Monday 4 June 2012 3:40

Two for the price of one! ;D

TheNinjaBacon 8

Monday 4 June 2012 3:45

I have one word for you: ewwwwwww

wolfgirl18 3

Monday 4 June 2012 4:10

Wtf? Yeah that's good for the baby... FYL

YasminGarcia 1

Monday 4 June 2012 4:15

Pathetic0.0

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