By Anonymous - 02/06/2012 15:16 - United States - Clermont

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Today, I was given a lapdance by a pregnant stripper. FML
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cameronman9 2

Does this pregnant stripper happen to be your wife?

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comedybreak 20

This is why safe sex is important Guys, learn. But seriously OP it's your fault for letting her

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1710_fml 0

That's badass why would you not like that

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Sir_drink_alot 20

It could be worse, you could be the one who knocked her up

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comodysweat 2

I would've let her... No shame in a woman stripping for formula.

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OfficeNinja 5

That's why you avoid the low rent strip clubs. Or, you decline a lap dance from the pregnant strippers. Tip them $5 to go away. The real FML goes to the baby, who will probably be born with two black eyes.

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bugmenotmofo 34

You say it like it's a bad thing!

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pennylane18240 0

Shes nasty for stripping being all prego and how u gonna say fml u let her do it more like f her babys life im not saying strippers are bad ppl but lactation and stripping dont really go together theres a future brittany spears

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tigers1351 2

He's not your Bambino, you just spit on him.

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