By Anonymous - 02/06/2012 15:16 - United States - Clermont

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Today, I was given a lapdance by a pregnant stripper. FML
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cameronman9 2

Does this pregnant stripper happen to be your wife?

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comedybreak 20

This is why safe sex is important Guys, learn. But seriously OP it's your fault for letting her

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Cryogenix 12

Well why were you in a strip club in the first place? Are you that pathetic and desperate?

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ptolve 0

There's a Country song here. I know there already is one that has the line; "The lap dance is better when the stripper is crying..." something about putting her kid through school. LOL

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courtneyann211 10

It's a song by Kenny chesney about how she as a mom is trying to support her 2 children by dancing

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PoppaSoda 5

Thats not a "country song", shit for brains.

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biggerthanlife 0

That means you were given a lapdance by a fetus as well...

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JAREBEAR001 3

P***y's p***y u fat f*ck

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thecovert 7

On the other hand, no chance of her getting pregnant, if you know what I mean. Did she Leave you a tip???

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simmer333 0

This really had ydi written all over it

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