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By Anonymous - 02/06/2012 15:16 - United States - Clermont

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Today, I was given a lapdance by a pregnant stripper. FML
I agree, your life sucks 16 991
You deserved it 42 038
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cameronman9 2

Does this pregnant stripper happen to be your wife?

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comedybreak 20

This is why safe sex is important Guys, learn. But seriously OP it's your fault for letting her

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Sk1ttles 0

unless she cuffed you to a chair and forcefully came on to you... your life doesn't suck. Its your fault...lol.

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gracer530 1

Were you in Reno? Poor mans Vegas? Lol

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Ray_of_midnight 22

I have the weirdest boner right now... Seriously, if you're not into pregnant women, and she was obviously pregnant, why did you go for the lap dance? I've been to strip clubs and gotten lap dances, and every single time I've been able to get a good look at the dancer beforehand. And yeah, I've had to turn down some rather unattractive women who were trying to sell me on the idea of a lap dance.

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Calyx_fml 21

Could be hot. Some pregnant women are.

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spottyblanket 8

So what op? Women do get pregnant! SHOCKER! And yes, our whole world doesn't stop when we do. We are allowed to carry on working until maternity leave, etc. Get over it.

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