Health: Today, I was given a powerful laxative to clear me out. I can't...

By Anonymous - 16/04/2013 23:13 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was given a powerful laxative to clear me out. I can't go to the bathroom because the four guests of my sleeping roommate are all sitting in dead silence against the paper-thin bathroom wall. FML

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By shatMyself - 22/04/2013 19:10 - United States

Today, I was admitted to the hospital for chronic constipation. I have to share a room with two other girls who are also having bowel problems. We're all on strong laxatives, and there's apparently only one bathroom in this place. FML

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Phantom pooper

By Anonymous - 12/11/2020 17:02 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, all of my roommates were home. I really had to poop all day but the bathroom was being hogged. Once I finally got the chance to go, I guess the toilet didn't flush all the way and I didn't notice. The other roommates loudly asked each other who it was, and they all started loudly taking about me. FML

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By avoid the sour cream - 30/12/2012 06:14 - United States

Today, I'm sharing a hotel room with co-workers on a business trip. The walls are paper-thin, you could hear a pin drop, and I'm trying to make my explosive diarrhea as close to silent as possible. FML

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Mess incoming

By Anonymous - 14/10/2019 16:00

Today, my apartment management notified me that my water was going to be shut off all day so they could fix the plumbing. I took a laxative last night. FML

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Stuck

By Anonymous - 09/08/2022 10:00 - Australia

Today, I had to take a laxative for the first time. Instead of working gently overnight like it promised, I woke up at 3 a.m. to an unrelenting river of shit that made my legs numb on the toilet. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2009 20:05 - United States

Today, I was at home with slight constipation, so I took two laxatives. That's when my boyfriend called me, saying his parents are in town and want to have dinner tonight, this being the first time I've met them. I've already been on the toilet five times. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2015 04:29 - United States - Bentonville

Today, thinking he was being so hilarious, my friend slipped me enough laxatives to make a horse shit its intestines out. I haven't been able to move from the toilet for over an hour. FML

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By shroooms - 28/07/2011 20:37 - Slovenia

Today, my entire family, myself included, has been turned into a collective diarrhea fountain after going out to eat. We only have one bathroom. FML

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Cringe

By mikesok988 - 07/05/2009 07:40 - United States

Today, there was a potluck at my girlfriend's house. I had a sour stomach, so I went to the bathroom to relieve myself. When I flushed, nothing happened. They had to call a plumber to fix the toilet filled with my crap. The whole family watched, noses plugged and faces cringed, looking at me. FML

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By pleasestop - 11/06/2011 08:48 - Australia

Today, I woke up with bowel problems which have been causing me to violently pass wind every couple of minutes. I have to spend the next two hours sitting an exam in dead silence. FML

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Selphis 20

Wednesday 17 April 2013 9:11

Just go... they'll stop listening soon enough ;-)

greenfishbait 19

Wednesday 17 April 2013 9:13

You have to do what you have to do!

Comments

jeepers_1 21

Wednesday 17 April 2013 15:54

You're not gonna have a choice so I would go now before it gets real embarrassing, or ***** gonna hit the fan!

miguel_garcia22 6

Wednesday 17 April 2013 15:58

It your house who cares what they think just let it fly

Hawaii84 16

Wednesday 17 April 2013 16:12

Screw them and go. Is not good to hold it and they deserve what is coming to them for being nosy.

petergozinya37 8

Wednesday 17 April 2013 16:41

It's your place you could do your duty anywhere you want!

dilley86 4

Wednesday 17 April 2013 17:18

So why can't you go to the bathroom?

nanner42 13

Wednesday 17 April 2013 17:24

Go anyways. Then they'll leave cause of the nasty stench :)

therobfather3 5

Wednesday 17 April 2013 19:20

Do it loud and proud, my friend!

RedPillSucks 31

Wednesday 17 April 2013 20:30

If you were given a powerful laxative, you're not going to have much choice in the matter. One way or another, you're going to take a shit, so you might as well do it in the bathroom. Imagine what they'll have to say if you shit in the living room right in front of them. (queue scene from "Bridesmaids")