By valerie - 28/05/2011 01:04 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a handjob for the first time. It took ages for him to get excited, and in the end the only thing that blew up was him, saying, "Oh my god, just stop it already." FML
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alex1432 9

Well try using more than just your hands??

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lilbeast0327 3

wow u must really suck

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Comments

jemini_fml 0

for your first time he should have been giving you pointers and I think u should find some one better.

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rambozombie 0

I was gonna say you suck. but that's what you shouldve done!

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titleistman13 0

booms. this girl knows what's up

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mika1010 5

sorry to hear that but lets say he wasnt in the mood one would wonder why having a beautiful girl near ur **** by choice wouldnt be hard just at the thought

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leearm104 4

judging by how this shit went down, I doubt this girl is beautiful...

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Davidsays 0

A for effort, F for execution.

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nananabatmannnn 0

Really? this is like the third one in a week EXACTLY like this...

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JRockk 2

awww )= its ok though, just ask him to show you or something? idk =

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CmarieMC23 3

handjobs suck anyway, should of used your mouth ;)

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mad_hatter0666 22

you never disappoint. lol

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