By valerie - 28/05/2011 01:04 - United States

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Today, I was giving my boyfriend a handjob for the first time. It took ages for him to get excited, and in the end the only thing that blew up was him, saying, "Oh my god, just stop it already." FML
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Same thing different taste

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alex1432 9

Well try using more than just your hands??

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lilbeast0327 3

wow u must really suck

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josh8215 21

I've had this happen to me. it was so awkward.

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mrahhhhh 21

Ask him for advice next time so you know what to "concentrate" on.

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eftup 9

ydi for not giving him head instead!

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bigmike09 4

what u needa do from a guys point of view is toy with it him make him want it more than he knows be coy at first the get even more raunchier than he expects

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HyundaiOwner7 0

Yeah because the same thing works for every guy... NOT

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spazmattic 0

guys are pretty easy... if the basics don't work, something is off.

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jadenstigman 0

atleast he's honest

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charliecharmande_fml 0

he needs to lay off that masterbaiting then. give it a rest then for a well then maybe he'll get some excitement.

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maattyy 1

lulz "masterbaiting"

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TylersMB 0

thats amazing. an epic fail, but good attempt.

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