OWNED!

Ha, Next time google it... There are plenty of solid language translators on the web, and whatever you do, do not ask that friend for any sort of language help ever... ever again.

I can't believe there are so many idiots who think that the OP deserves it for being unable to understand spanish. Mandarin is the most spoken language in the world and how many of you guys can actually say **** me in Mandarin? So what if you checked the internet? Would u be able to pronounce the Chinese Characters just by seeing it? Likewise, it might be difficult for her to get the pronounciation right by checking the internet and also it is so much more convenient to ask a friend! Well unfortunately for her, her friend wasn't exactly very helpful LOL

He must think he's the Colonel now.

That sucks, but now you guys have a code word! Just think how useful that'll be if you're sitting around with friends and they're boring you to death and you want to go home, just whisper "pollo frito" into his ear and he'll be ready to go in no time :D

LAUGHING MY ******* ASS OFF!!!!!!!!!!!

oh my lord! the same thing happened to me last Tuesday. Ps. I love fried chicken, its finger lickin' good.

#222: Earth to idiot. Spanish =/= Chinese, it's a Roman language; the characters are exactly the same as English. The pronunciation can easily be found elsewhere from a source that isn't going to embarass you. OP YDI

#12 you are my hero

Tip: screaming "**** me" all the time isn't really much of a turn-on