By FML.. - 06/04/2009 19:51 - China

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Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML
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TBD3 0

Wow, I almost read this very wrong. I missed the "I asked my friend..." part and thought your Hispanic boyfriend was a "she"...

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JoWey58 0

#57, Couldnt have said it better myself i mean come on #15, "knowledgement"? the OP might not know spanish but the story consisted of actual words.

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mangoid 0

FRITO IS A KIND OF CHIP. IT MEANS FRIED. COME ON. also, how can you not know what pollo means? also also, your boyfriend is awesome.

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josefina 0

@#252 that was the most neanderthal translation I have ever seen. I suppose you only eat chips then, because, for the record, not only chips can be fried.

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lara522 0

hahahaha. sorry, I laughed really hard when I read this. but that really sucks.

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nicktrippy 0

hahahahahah this is probably the funniest fml i've read

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desi_fml 0

hahhhahhahhahahaha i almost died from laughing.

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kimbo12345 0

HAHA couldn't u just say it in english?

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Treehugger 0

LMAO! why didnt he say anything or make a weird face? and there are translators on the internet now to help you with that, btw

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asian_waterdrop 0

haahahahahahaaaaa..... THAT IS SOOO FUNNY!!!!!! You could have just moaned that would have worked about the same amount... usually it does. I'm telling my Hispanic buddies about this, they will die laughing...

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jessxoxo28 5

LMAO!!!!!!!!!! THAT IS SO FUNNY!!!! u should have looked it up!!!! omg, lol!!!!!

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