By FML.. - 06/04/2009 19:51 - China

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Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML
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TBD3 0

Wow, I almost read this very wrong. I missed the "I asked my friend..." part and thought your Hispanic boyfriend was a "she"...

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shree 0

Favourited like no other. Hahahaha.

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bambiibee 0

I didn't know that it meant fried chicken either, yay Canada but that aside. This is realllly funny, I lol'd for a while =)

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505_fml 0

Hahahahahaha. Really hon you should've checked around before you believed her. But that is really HILARIOUS. I wonder what your boyfriend was thinking when he heard you?

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carmel 0

Why'd she tell you F*** me was fried chicken? Your boyfriend must have been pretty creeped out....

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nuga 0

HAHAHA Your friend is mean but hilarious, this made my day.

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MKC_fml 0

....and he let you keep screaming about fried chicken for an hour? That's the part that makes it sound so unbelievable.....if my man started screaming 'friend chicken' during sex, in any language, I'm pretty damn sure I'd HAVE to stop and be like 'wtf...?'

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bodymassage 0

now that's what i call a finger-lickin' good fail

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McLaughlane 0

haha that's so funny. aww. I'm sure he doesn't think any less of you for it. and rofl at #113

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schadenfreudeFTW 0

sorry... but i think it's pretty obvious that 'pollo frito' doesn't mean '**** me'.

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