By FML.. - 06/04/2009 19:51 - China

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Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML
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TBD3 0

Wow, I almost read this very wrong. I missed the "I asked my friend..." part and thought your Hispanic boyfriend was a "she"...

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DinoJR 0

When a chick screams "Papi" thats hot

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Stork 0

#230 - Its not like she could have memorized a whole list...

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revezone 0

LMFAAAAOOO oh mannn once i got to pollo frito i died. and lmfao again at #12.. ty #219 for pointing it out... stick to "ayy si papi.. dele papi dele.. uyyy si que rico papi" etc.

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tbritish1022 0

hahahaha i literally laughed out loud when i read this

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ilovemycats 0

You really should have looked that one up online first.

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el_furbinator 0

you should've said "FOKEAME PAPI" u pronounce foh-keg(with out the g so ke)Ah meh PAH PEE literal translation **** me daddy lol use that next time LOL if it was me i wouldn't have been able to last i would've been laughing so ******* hard LLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLL

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Thrashmeister 0

Who the hell doesn't know what "pollo" is?

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