By FML.. - 06/04/2009 19:51 - China

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Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML
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TBD3 0

Wow, I almost read this very wrong. I missed the "I asked my friend..." part and thought your Hispanic boyfriend was a "she"...

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Krunk 0

I burst out and laughed on this one :D

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fmylifeorfyours 0

Next time you go to the bedroom, you'll find that he surprised you by romantically tossing fried chicken all over the bed. Enjoy!

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Jareth_fml 0

HAH! And he was still into it?! Que lastima.

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AntiChrist7 0

your boyfriend has a great sense of humour so don't complain. YDI

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xxdani 0

HAHAHAHHAHA that is pretty funny

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suadelaaa 0

"Today, me and my girlfriend were having sex. I thought I was doing pretty good but all she did for an hour was scream "fried chicken" in Spanish. FML"

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the_ik 0

HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAAHHAHAHA!!!! HOYL SHIT!!!! I JUST PISSED MY SELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XDDDD hahaah!!!! you couldnt search it up to make sure???!!!! LOL.... wow.

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PTERONOPHOBIA 0

Why hasn't #12 gotten more recognition? That comment was funnier than the FML.

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