By FML.. - 06/04/2009 19:51 - China

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Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML
I agree, your life sucks 705
You deserved it 485

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Wow, I almost read this very wrong. I missed the "I asked my friend..." part and thought your Hispanic boyfriend was a "she"...

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Krunk 0

I burst out and laughed on this one :D

Next time you go to the bedroom, you'll find that he surprised you by romantically tossing fried chicken all over the bed. Enjoy!

HAH! And he was still into it?! Que lastima.

AntiChrist7 0

your boyfriend has a great sense of humour so don't complain. YDI

xxdani 0

HAHAHAHHAHA that is pretty funny

"Today, me and my girlfriend were having sex. I thought I was doing pretty good but all she did for an hour was scream "fried chicken" in Spanish. FML"

HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAAHHAHAHA!!!! HOYL SHIT!!!! I JUST PISSED MY SELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XDDDD hahaah!!!! you couldnt search it up to make sure???!!!! LOL.... wow.

Why hasn't #12 gotten more recognition? That comment was funnier than the FML.