By FML.. - 06/04/2009 19:51 - China

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Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML
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Wow, I almost read this very wrong. I missed the "I asked my friend..." part and thought your Hispanic boyfriend was a "she"...

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#231 it depends on which country the girl is from, that is something used or on the other hand is completely disgusting and trashy. In my country "papi" is only said by really low-class people. In other countries that's some kind of hot expression. (I mean, literally you're saying "daddy")

nickk_v 0

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

lobstar 0

well I've lived in California my whole life and I didn't know what pollo meant until about a year or so ago when someone explained it to me at a Mexican restaurant, and I'm almost 30. So even though Spanish may be common in parts of America it's not unheard of to not know a lot of it. I can just imagine in China it's so much rarer to hear it.

Conrad_fml 0

Maybe you should use Babel Fish just to make sure it was indeed, '**** me'? Besides, I think Mexican food has had enough impact on American culture (assuming that you're American) that most people know that pollo = chicken in Spanish. Hell, I've never taken a Spanish class and I know that.

LMFAOOO Maybe you made him think you were hungry.

ROFL...can you picture what he was thinking? HAHAHAHAHAHAH

xbaybaygirl 0

lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

woah_dang_baby_fml 0

hahahahahahha! I actually LOL'd when i read this. And that doesn't happen very often. Wow, you're dumb.