Intimacy: Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I... - FML

By FML.. - 06/04/2009 19:51 - China

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Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML

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TBD3 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 2:07

Wow, I almost read this very wrong. I missed the "I asked my friend..." part and thought your Hispanic boyfriend was a "she"...

SundayNight_fml 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 0:39

Maybe if your boyfriends initials were KFC?

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JakedGr8 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 4:27

wow THAT's HILARIOUS!!!!! OH MANNNNNNNN. That's not even F* my life that's just damn funny!

balanceMMX 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 4:33

I bet she didn't even pronounce the double L correctly...

fifafan626 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 4:43

que un gringa

Eternity_fml 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 5:14

Bf must've been laughing his ASS off during the whole ordeal... Lmfao

EffinWhosLife 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 5:16

Ok this was seriously funny. YDI though.

ams7509 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 5:25

your fault for ******* a mexican

Kylebeans 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 6:12

That, my dear, is why you take Spanish Class :D

synnerr 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 6:30

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Whyyyy didn't he stop you or ask you wtf!? Lmfao. Oh my God.

zeroTWOinfinity 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 6:44

like really were do you live because pollo was even mentioned in a MacDonalds commerical and chicken sandwiches flooded the screen.

SgtSchadenfreude 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 7:07

There's no need to try and obtain faulty information from friends who are just going to try to punk you anyway. Google Translate is a great tool!

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