By FML.. - 06/04/2009 19:51 - China

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Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML
I agree, your life sucks 705
You deserved it 485

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Wow, I almost read this very wrong. I missed the "I asked my friend..." part and thought your Hispanic boyfriend was a "she"...

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#15, #27, #33, #46, #58, #64, #84, #91, #102, #147, #192, and anyone else who thinks Spanish is a universally known language Zheige nuhaizi shi Zhongguoren. Duoban de Zhongguoren bu neng shuo Xibanyawen. What's that? You don't understand? But, it's the most commonly spoken language in the world. Just use the cognates it has with romance languages! If you can't speak Chinese (and the above is romanized Mandarin Chinese), don't expect a Chinese girl to understand Spanish.

laxxer03 0

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH FUNNIEST FML ON HEREE! HAHAHAA q

yme 0

TU ERES GRINGO JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ (that's panish for you are a retarded american who cant tell the difference between a **** and a **** (a little pun action)

#176 is a complete idiot before you go and criticize "white girls" for not knowing spanish and giving them advice on how to say something, learn how to say it correctly. what you said definitely does not mean "give me what i want" "do" is not a word in spanish and "quiera" means he/she/you (formal) wants.

Howdyplz 2

This is so funny lmao!!! l hope your boyfriend dosen't think you have some sort of weird sexual fetish now..

just so u know chicken is boyo. in spanish

dzidziaud 5

HAHAHAHAHAAAA fail. Best FML I've read in a long time. Your boyfriend is going to think fried chicken turns you on. lol. #267--retard. No it isn't. Learn Spanish yourself before you try to teach other people.

I think Hilary Clinton uses the same interpreter.

lmfao. are you fat? because that would just make this even better. :D

agexofxaquarius 2

LOL I speak Spanish and as soon as I saw "pollo frito", I started to crack up!