By FML.. - 06/04/2009 19:51 - China

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Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML
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Wow, I almost read this very wrong. I missed the "I asked my friend..." part and thought your Hispanic boyfriend was a "she"...

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sexijlow 0

lmfaooooooooo how ****** funnnnyy lmfaoooo

JodeMiVida 13

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Over and over again, she kept screaming "fried chicken" at me. FML

Lol I love the shocked expression on the chicken.