Health: Today, I was grocery shopping. When I turned around I noticed...

By depressedpreggo - 18/11/2012 11:00 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I was grocery shopping. When I turned around I noticed a group of teens passing by laughing. I didn't think anything of it until I got to my cart. The losers had left a pack of Slim Fast in my cart. I'm pregnant. FML

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By bunintheoven - 23/10/2012 04:21 - United States - Seligman

Today, I went to my local Walmart to grab a few groceries, and while at the checkout line I grabbed two chocolate bars for a snack. The cashier gave me a look and mumbled under her breath, "Surprise, surprise." I'm pregnant, asshole. FML

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By KateD - 06/03/2010 05:16 - United States

Today, I was walking through the mall with my husband. We came across a guy who was selling some weight loss pills. He tried to sell me some and I kindly declined. He told me not to deny my weight problems. Thanks. I'm 7 months pregnant. FML

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By lamortdeshommes - 28/06/2011 17:03 - United States

Today, I sent my boyfriend to the store to get groceries while I was at work. Instead of what I listed, he came back with hot pockets, ice cream and beer. I'm lactose intolerant and pregnant. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2024 14:00 - United States - Tulsa

Today, I went grocery shopping with my toddler. At the checkout, I realized that I forgot my wallet at home. As I frantically searched my purse, my toddler shouted, "Mommy, do we need this?" and held up a box of condoms she'd grabbed from a nearby shelf. Everyone stared. FML

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By blondieforlife - 04/11/2014 03:38 - United States - Racine

Today, I left my desk to go to the bathroom. I arrived back at my desk to a large package of SlimQuick packets. Guess my coworkers think I need to lose weight. FML

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By vlcardenx3 - 12/03/2011 21:11 - United States

Today, I was at Aéropostale with some friends when I noticed a woman glaring at me. When we got to the checkout, the woman still had her eyes on me, so I asked why she was staring. She snapped, "If you had kept your legs closed, you wouldn't be pregnant." I'm not pregnant. FML

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People of Walmart

By Anonymous - 21/01/2015 14:34 - United States

Today, at Walmart, a crazy old woman bitched me out for being pregnant. She kept following me around, calling me a stupid teen slut and saying she hoped my baby died so I could live a "normal life." I'm 26 and just very short. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/10/2012 18:10 - United States - Omaha

Today, I had to buy groceries while suffering horrible morning sickness. My nausea magnified as I stood in line behind an obese lady wearing a tank top and tiny short shorts. I lost everything in my stomach when she stuck her hand down her shorts and started scratching at her ass-crack. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2011 06:21 - United States

Today, as I was just finishing my grocery shopping, a little girl and her mother walked past. Seeing the little girl staring at me, I waved. The girl then pointed to me and asked her mother "Mommy, is that man pregnant?" FML

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By wtf is wrong with my country - 08/05/2012 17:57 - United States

Today, I was shopping at Walmart, when I saw a really good deal on some bacon. Before I could take any, a huge-ass woman stormed over, kicked my cart down the aisle, and snatched every single packet for herself. And I actually got upset over this. FML

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KTBulldog 10

Sunday 18 November 2012 19:11

Throw it at them... You have the excuse of being hormonal

HouseElf 13

Sunday 18 November 2012 19:12

Don't think too much of it, OP. At least you're not one of those people who gets pregnant but never knows it until the baby comes out (believe me, there's a show on that).

Comments

Fletchdads 9

Sunday 18 November 2012 20:48

Get over it, you only care cuz you're pissed off and preggo.

mmbabydollxxx 1

Sunday 18 November 2012 20:51

At least YOU get laid. Those assholes probably won't get pussy acting like that!

lalalawhatevers 5

Sunday 18 November 2012 21:10

Wow. Jerks

SoylentCandycorn 10

Sunday 18 November 2012 21:11

Next time you see one of them, why don't you sneak some Clearasil, mouthwash and some some x-tra small condoms into their baskets?

Dcm210 19

Sunday 18 November 2012 21:19

I would've told them and threw it back.

zuelhater 7

Sunday 18 November 2012 21:29

The effort of their parents really shined through in that moment!!

shark_girl 9

Sunday 18 November 2012 21:39

That's absolutely horrible! It's okay, OP. karma will kick their asses!

nonasmiffles 0

Sunday 18 November 2012 22:05

Teens like that give people my age a bad image; we're not all that bad promise xx

BananerzFresh 12

Sunday 18 November 2012 22:25

I do not understand why kids these days have to be so cruel. :(

maddiewoah 15

Sunday 18 November 2012 23:25

I wish I knew the answer to that, 64. All I can say is that if my daughter grows up to act like that, I'm gonna end up smacking the shit out of her. Kids these days are so rude and cruel to anyone. Other kids, adults, the elderly.. It's ridiculous how disrespectful they are.