Damn i thought my parents were strict

Well, she could have just done what my mother did and have me babysitting for her every moment of the day that I wasn't at school so she could go out and party. That'll keep you from having a social life completely, which is what your mother seems to want.

I'm guessing that this book was made by the grand children of the people who started WWI

Parents like that are terrible and do not deserve children. Just because she gave birth to you, doesn't mean she can control every aspect of your life. Especially creating rumours! Jesus. *facepalm*

Yikes. What magazine was she reading? How To Alienate Your Child And Make Them Loathe You?

How would they like it if a rumour started that one of them is cheating? Plant strange sexy panties/1earring in Dad's car, have women call and giggle and *67 hangup late or ask for him when he is not there, lipstick on the collar, calls to phonesex places on the bill, lotion left by the phone/pc, history of porno on his PC, enter him to adult friend finder and such w/his real email, pink lipstick on his windshield saying jerk, empty condom pkgs in his laundry, send him flowers at home, passenger

Hey they cut the part out where I said it was just for laughs not an actual suggestion to Gaslight them! grrr They cut off some funny stuff too! Sorry OP your parents are strict to the point of driving you to wildness which is what happens too often.

Well, on the bright side, it looks like being grounded doesn't make a hell of a lot of difference for you (based on the last part). That really sucks though.

I'm so glad I never had a family.

Ha I feel bad 4 u!