Kids: Today, I was having a nice moment with my granddaughter as she...

By Granny - 24/10/2009 21:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I was having a nice moment with my granddaughter as she was being affectionate by stroking my face. We were both quite content, until she said, "Aw, Grandma, your skin feels just like a crocodile." FML

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By Noname - 13/03/2009 15:49 - Canada

Today, I was talking to my grandmother, who was lying down on the couch under a blanket watching TV. As I was leaving, I said "See you later Nana," and patted her on the shoulder. Her shoulder was soft, and moved more than I expected. It was her boob. I felt up my grandma. FML

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Today, I asked my grandmother what she looked like when she was young. She casually replied, "I was ugly, sweetie. Just like you." FML

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By Anonymous - 24/05/2009 01:41 - United States

Today, I took my grandma to the hospital to visit her estranged husband who she hasn't seen in years. After a thoroughly disasterous visit, we're waiting in the carpark and my gran strokes my face and tells me I have a lot of facial hair. I thought she was going to thank me. And I'm a girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/10/2019 12:00

Today, I was with my four year-old daughter when we met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman I know. My daughter looked at her for a while and then asked, "Why doesn’t your skin fit your face?" FML

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By cantwin - 31/05/2013 13:54 - Belgium - Zwevegem

Today, I visited my grandma. Shortly after I arrived, she freaked out after finding a "snake" in her closet. It was a rubber snake that my brother must have put there yesterday as a prank. I picked it up and told her it was fake. She then yelled at me for playing such a disgusting prank on her. FML

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By Nick - 05/06/2016 21:59

Today, I was swimming in a public pool, and I felt a tug on my swimming trunks. It was my grandma snorkeling. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2016 00:35 - United States - Nottingham

Today, while visiting my grandparents, I was afraid that one of their many cats would pee on me. I was peed on all right, by my grandma. FML

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By BlackRavenWings - 21/11/2010 22:36 - United States

Today, I noticed a picture in an elderly patients room, of a pretty girl in a bikini. Trying to be funny and lighten the mood, I said, "Looks like you have some good eye candy to help you recover faster." With a stern look he replied, "That's my granddaughter." FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2013 06:47 - United States - Fresno

Today, I was playing with my dog, when she started sniffing my face. Jokingly, I got up and started to sniff her face back and asked "Yeah, how do you like that?" She replied by biting into my face. FML

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teiso_fml 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 1:32

Heheh, that's kind of cute! I wouldn't worry too much about it, she probably thinks you're part reptile, now, and therefore ten times cooler in her eyes. You should have told her that.

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Sunday 25 October 2009 1:44

Woohoo! Granny on fml!

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eclecticist 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 6:46

YDI for letting her touch a crocodile (jk, but how would she know what the skin of one feels like? watching one on tv or reading about it doesn't help

Mylife_is_so_fd 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 7:47

couple things wrong with this 1) your old enough to have grandkids of course ur skin is going to be rough your old what did u expect 2) if your old enough to be a grandma how come you know how to use the internet to the point were you know and use FML not very many old people are that well versed in the internet to know about FML

DameGreyWulf 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 8:51

Actually, my grandmother's skin is quite smooth and silky. It's just also loose lol

Ninjaface 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 7:51

Wow, that must have been an awkward conversation. I'm sure you wanted to wait until your granddaughter was quite a big older before telling her that her great gandad was a crocodile.

VirtuallyUnbreak 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 7:56

YDI for being old!

jane99 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 8:13

When my grandma was trying to set up her computer, she put the mouse backwards so the cord was facing the wrong direction.

catatonicsleep 17

Sunday 25 October 2009 9:32

not all grandparents are really old.. If she was say...20 when she had her child, and her child was a similar age when this child was born, and her grandchild is around 5 she would be under 60. I've seen really wrinkly people under 60..