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By Anonymous - 30/05/2009 14:19 - Australia

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Today, I was having amazing sex with this guy I had been seeing for a while. It got really intense, so did my moans. Guys usually like when I moan, but he just put his hands over my mouth and told me to "shut up" because it sounded like "pig noises". FML
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sarcasm_ftw 0

be careful if he calls you "babe" it might have mixed messages now

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AmberHall 2

Next time just lie there and give no indication that you are enjoying it at all. That will irritate him even more. He sounds insensitive and a bit arrogant expecting people to accommodate their sexual responses to him

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xelectrickiss 0

i agree with 95... "guyS usually..." lets stop there. plural? like how many? my gosh. stop being slutty. maybe those guySSS gave you a false impression of what they like.

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Damone 0

LOL. well i think all guys like moans, i personally like them, as long as they're not loud as screams cause neighbors call the cops thinking a murder is going on. "oh my god, someone is getting killed out there"

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oligopsony 0

nice double standards, douches also, lmao @ #10

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TryToBeKind 0

That's disgusting! I hope you dumped his sorry ass. NO ONE has any right to put their hand over anyone's mouth.

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illeyad 0

Althugh that sucks, you clearly didn't know him that well before you slept with him, and he obviously didn't care for you (as a friend or as a bf) for telling you to shut up during an intimate moment.

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NoMercy_fml 0

Why are the most comments for the sex FMLs?

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Emwo 0

People like sex, they comment on it the most? (it kind of sounds like she faked it if she got ready for it >.>) though that sucks.

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blabbermouth26 0

well at least you were enjoying it but i would not care about noisies if I was having sex

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Steeple 0

What an asshole. It's one thing if he was giving feedback, but putting his hand over your mouth and shushing you?? What a jerk. #110 I concur.

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ParadoxEngine 0

Since he compared your moans to the sound of a pig, I'm going to assume that you are either a very loud grunter or you have those high-pitched squeal-moans that most **** stars have. Either way, it's annoying and it sounds fake as all hell but I won't hold it against you because you can't help it. Though I don't get the hand over mouth bit at all. If I was him, I would've used the ball gag or at the very least, the duct tape. If you are going to silence someone during sex, one should use things that keep the mood.

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