By Anonymous - 30/05/2009 14:19 - Australia

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Today, I was having amazing sex with this guy I had been seeing for a while. It got really intense, so did my moans. Guys usually like when I moan, but he just put his hands over my mouth and told me to "shut up" because it sounded like "pig noises". FML
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Same thing different taste

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sarcasm_ftw 0

be careful if he calls you "babe" it might have mixed messages now

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AmberHall 2

Next time just lie there and give no indication that you are enjoying it at all. That will irritate him even more. He sounds insensitive and a bit arrogant expecting people to accommodate their sexual responses to him

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philosopher 0

Well, it's just that some women just shouldn't do that. It sounds so... wrong. It makes a takeoff into a flight delay. Most of the time it's pretty damn hot though, so for the sake of the rest of us men, don't let this discourage you.

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Hero_Unit 0

??? wtf kind of moans are you doing?

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Always_Abby 0

Lmfao, that's actually pretty funny. But, I'm sorry. FYL. But, there's always other fishies in the sea ;D

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xshinyx11 0

ouchhh, i agree with # 152 wtf kind of moan were you doing?

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fml_z123z 0

thats what you get for not waiting til marriage u ****

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fyourlives 0

lol at 156 and were your past boyfriends pigs by chance?

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sjam 0

well yeah, if you plan it out like a strategy, it's probably going to come off a little fake and irritating. Nice job.

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