YDI for cheating.... so stairs put 5 scratches down ur back now? good to know

Why would you post this as a FML? it's called karma, deal with it.

how about we DON'T reply to the 1st comment to get to the top? unless you actually are replying to the first comment!

I really don't understand how you wouldn't deserve this, you're not the brightest are you

...and so the threadjackers violently swarm the helpless first comment

OP are you a freaking idiot? Answer: YES!

guys, it's a new rule, everyone replies to the first comment, that way it goes by most recent, you fail for making ur own comment. the true way to beat them is by joining them ;)

You OP are an asshole.

I agree with number one... dumbass

you deserve it 4 cheating!!

YDI 4 cheatin!

I fail to see how at all throwing yourself down a flight of stairs, giving you the chance of breaking your neck or paralyzing yourself for life, is going to either hide 5 scratches along each of your sides(that probably your wife would recognize if you were that good with her as well) or going to be any way a smart idea to cover up your cheating self. Certainly that had to have been better than your other decisions to either: 1. jump out of the window, 2. leap into a lion den, 3. throw yourself off a cliff. Some people... lol

duhhhh I can't believ you didn't know thy stairs have finger nails now, what do you live under a rock? sheesh

op that sucks... I've got good news though.... I just saved a bunch of money in hospital bills by remaining faithful.

I swear... I almost read "good news op... I just saved a bunch of money... by switching to geico" lol!

so dumb a caveman could understand it

ohhhh that's why I didn't get it.... I'm not a caveman, stupid me. I'm just a gecko :/

fancy a crisp

15 minutes could save you 15% on brain loss from your injuries...

muu, if you were mine, I'd never ever cheat. I'd worship you and bring you breakfast in bed every morning.

until she gets fat from all the breakfast and lazyness then you'll dump her

I call fake

your life sucks because your wife is going to wonder what you hit on the way down that caused scratches

Dude, you totally deserve it. If you're looking for sympathy, check between shit and syphilis in the dictionary.

Op u r a genius.

YDI for cheating ass hole

22, agreed. "cheaters never win, and winners never cheat."

it is French to cheat on your wife. it is American to get caught. - dirty rotten scoundrels

I completely agree. OP, why did you write this? Did you actually expect sympathy?! YDI is all I can say.

ass hole mother ******* cheater

...... seriously YDI I distance know anyone could be so stupid... you could have atleast buy a cat and scare it causig it to scratch your hand then putting it on your back so it would do the same... even that's stupid but it's better then what you did! or you could have just not taken your shirt off until it heals.

Say Freddy got you :s who else wants to see that movie?

haha!

OP, You deserve a lit worse for cheating, you bastard

lol funny!

h

jackass, 80-20 rule, I hope your wife leaves your ass and maybe then you'll learn

howbout we shut up and kick this ****** cheaters soon to be prolapsed by his future cellmat, a huge black man named bubba who likes to play the man in his relationships, but doesn't mind sharing his "wife" with others, ass?

I gap to the thought of this. ':?

you're a dirty bastard. you ******* unfaithful prick!!! grow some balls and learn how to properly treat a woman.

Moron cheater, YDI.

lol dats sweet #71

#26 You look like Natalie Portman :)

YDI for cheating and then thinking you could get away with it

haha ****** great!!!

112- it is French to do everything wrong. including get caught.

It's funny that people are telling the OP that he deserves it for cheating when they themselves are replying to the 1st comment to get themselves to the top, thereby cheating the comment system. I am replying to 1st comment to help others see the irony.

holy crap what a ******! ydi for cheating!

Hope you broke your penis on the way down the stairs scum bag, and I hope your wife sees this FML and puts two and two together! F your wifes life!!

LMAO. I actually LOL'ed at your comment. hahahaha!

And you couldn't find any way better to cover it up? You are a complete dumbass in every sense of the word.

Your stupidity astounds me. You deserve absolutley no sympathy; if anything, it's good you were hospitalised. Perhaps they'd find a reason behing your sense - or lack of. I hope your wife finds out, no one deserves someone like you.

wdf? y would u throw itself down stairs

YDI for cheating

I love how ur name is chickensoup which has nothing to do with this lol

how the HELL does that make any sense

**** cheaters!!!

Op your a dumb **** aren't you? since when does scratches on your back equal falling down the stairs??

YDI asshole ever hear of being faithful???

haha 47 thts a good one

how does falling down stairs make nailmarks beileveable?? I hope your wife found out. YDI

that's what you get for Cheating on her karmas a bitch!

Stupid ******* cheater, YDI bitch. hey all you cheaters out there... you cant hide it forever guys :@

ydi for cheating moron. people like you make me sixk

u deserve it u moron!!!! people like you make me sick.

lol...didn't know there were stairs at fast food resturaunts...

haha at least you got away with it!!!

and what if your wife reads fml

good. did you tell them to give you some pills for your cheating asshole disease

YDI for cheating.

YDI cheater

u

YDI cheating bastard.

Wasent me :)

Now she's scared of two things. Thunderstorms and you.

94 has it right. No sympathy at all. Get over yourself OP.

best comment ever anyways OP i hope it hurt so bad you were crying u dont deserve your wife

#41- It is probably so the scratches could heal while he is in the hospital before his wife sees them.

msjessie show yer boobies again please

erm I think that wasn't meant for me lol jk I didn't see them so I fails but then again that wouldn't be right either lol the Pedo Alert alarm would go off and Raleigh would start pounding people lol

#2 me also ahaha! I really thought he was gunna say that lmao...

when did this go down?

#60 The minute you said I got good news.. I figured it would be geiko...haha

sneaky

you're an ass for cheating. how do you think you're girlfriend feels? while she's at home and you're out screwing some other girl. you deserve this. "cheaters never win. and winners never cheat."

It'd be funnier if OP broke his neck

#70 what's up? xP

you know I'm sure there's a word for this... hmmmmmm oh yeah KARMA

it's mas puto

mas puto is if a person is acting gay or is gay

maricon is gay puto is bitch

pinche mojados viva Mexico cabrones!!

it's chupa mi Pito. no mames jotos

te gusta arroz con popote

Yo no hablo Espanol!!!!

also slang for a gay person is pato pato...doesnt make sense because ato means duck but ya know whatever......PATO PATO!!

As we say in Puerto Rico, Por MAMAO.

too right. divorce her and save her the pain it will cause when she finds out that your having an affair with some slapper from your office!

Divorce her so she can be with someone who deserves her, cos clearly all you deserve is a broken neck you cheating piece of shit. I bet you posted this one female just to hear people abuse you cos you get some sort of sick pleasure out of it, because surely you wouldn't have posted that expecting people to say fail, poor op?... it's a big fat UDI from me boy-o. hope your hospital bills cos a short load!

A broken neck is a bit harsh...

Why would you wish a broken neck on somebody, you need to calm down and look what you are saying

He probably doesn't want to pay for a divorce.. I bet the hospital bills he has to pay when his wife finds out and beats the shit out of him will cost more than a divorce though.

Should have broken your neck.

And pass it on the poor wife? I can see where you're coming from though and otherwise agree with you =P

For real. Herpes would be the least you deserve. You should have something that hurts you for the rest of your life like your wife does, because of YOU. You're a disgusting piece of crap. You obviously don't know what it is to love someone. I hope you find out the other woman is secretly a hermaphrodite, and I hope your wife finds out and divorces you.

in soviet russia, the stairs fall down you

why the hell do you care so much about replying to first comments. Get over it because it's easier, faster than scrolling down, and really, who the **** cares.

Lots of people care, actually-- those who aren't interested in the typically inane and irrelevant threadjacking conversations that usually take place up there. ^^ Yes, it's easier *for you* to not have to scroll to the bottom. But stretching out the first comment inconveniences *everyone else* who wants to read and write their own RELEVANT comment-- which is, y'know, the entire REASON to have a Comments function to begin with! The threadjackers are often the same twenty or so people while the regular commentors number many, many times that number. The majority should rule. Stop being a selfish brat and think about others for a change ._.

14 your hot :)

Woah, woah, woah. Are you serious? It's never the victim's fault.

your seriously saying that a marriage is based purely on how good the sex is?!

ass

Hey idiot. When you find a women you love. I hope she sees these ****** comments you leave and leaves you. That's horrible and degrading. I bet your afraid of your ability to please a women because only half a man would agree with doing that.