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By Chichensoup - 21/05/2010 02:33 - United States

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Today, I was having an affair with a girl from my work. She scratched my back while we were doing it and I didn't want my wife to find out so I threw myself down the stairs at work and ended up having to go to the hospital. FML
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Top comments

take_it_ez 0

bahaha dumbass cheaters!

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Kenziechristinee 0

YDI for cheating. and being that dumb. you could have just made an excuse, you don't have to throw yourself down the stairs! or even better, DIVORCE HER! if you don't want to be with your wife anymore, which obviously you don't, dont be a pussy! just get a divorce!

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Comments

coo582 0

Thats what you get for cheating you dipshit! I hope your wife finds out. :)

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wheresyourgod 0

haha totally deserved it.. now tell your wife stairs have nails

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paprikacha 9

Well, if you'd killed yourself, you'd have earned a Darwin award. Cause this shit is stupid.

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alexxis_alice 0

Wow, if only youd broken your neck whilst at it. Hope she leaves you. Dumbass much..

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Lecksi7 0

You are a disgusting PIG.

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terror_twins 0

Hahahahaha wow.

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terror_twins 0

lmao at #47. so awesome.

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buttshapedfruit 0

ydi u bitch

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WYlacrossegirl7 0

cheating asshole!! YDI.

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