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By horp - 29/09/2015 22:00 - United States - Torrington

Today, I was having lunch and I started throwing crumbs at my friend at the other table. Then I accidentally hit the kid next to him. He got really mad and came over and hit me in the shoulder with a brick. A brick. He just had a brick in his bag. FML

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Today, I was in the cafeteria at a table near the guy I like. He was playing around with a ball with a couple of his friends. They dropped it, and it rolled over next to my foot. When I bent down to pick it up, I smashed my head against a chair. FML

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Today, my roommate thought it would be funny to throw a brick down the laundry-chute. Guess who spent the night at the hospital. FML

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By Cooper491 - 15/09/2011 21:22 - Australia

Today, I was at a bar with my friend, when I noticed a young lad at a table near to us. I thought it'd be funny to jeer and flick peanuts at him. I went to the restroom, only to come back to my friend face-down on the floor. Turns out the guy fucked him up instead, and now he won't talk to me. FML

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By Ouch - 14/11/2018 05:00

Today, I tried to break up a fight between two of my coworkers. They decided to show their gratitude by smashing me in the face with a thick ceramic dish. FML

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By EllieJ - 23/03/2011 15:22

Today, I opened a cupboard and a brick fell on my head. The same brick my mum put up there to "keep it out of the way". FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2009 06:49 - United States

Today, I was skating with my friends when I decided to go to the gas station to get a pack of cigs. The last thing I remember hearing was, "Look out!" I now have twenty stitches because some idiot bet he could throw a brick farther than another guy. FML

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By WhyM3Th0ugh - 10/09/2015 23:21 - United States - Sunnyside

Today, one of my idiot classmates decided it was a good idea to throw his water bottle across the room to his friend. Unfortunately, I was sitting in front of his friend. I now have a very noticeable bruise and bump near my temple along with a headache. Everybody laughed at me. Even the teacher. FML

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HappyItalian 38

Wednesday 30 September 2015 9:01

I have so many questions for this FML

zinoxity 23

Wednesday 30 September 2015 9:09

At least it wasn't something even more life threatening. Though, yeah, that's odd of him to be carrying a brick around in his bag. Either way, who gets mad enough to get physical over being hit with food crumbs? FYL, OP. That kid overreacted.

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alfalfalaffa 17

Wednesday 30 September 2015 22:24

He must be thick as a brick. What a crummy day OP.

Captain_Debilos_fml 13

Wednesday 30 September 2015 23:55

you're a bad person

chase_light 4

Thursday 1 October 2015 0:25

I sincerely hope you're pressing charges.

MissDramaQueen 18

Thursday 1 October 2015 0:48

How do you just have a brick in your bag?!?! WTF!!

EarlFug 19

Thursday 1 October 2015 3:08

That really hurt! I'm going to have a lump there you idiot! Who carries a brick? Honestly!

jayrenea 9

Thursday 1 October 2015 3:27

probably because he knew he would encounter shit like this pretty often ha-ha. sorry op, fyl

Catniptree 9

Thursday 1 October 2015 4:50

I don't believe this actually happened

dietcoke09 25

Thursday 1 October 2015 4:55

Throw shit, get hit.

BeenIt 5

Thursday 1 October 2015 5:00

One time I had it out with some bitch in a parking lot. We both entered the same store, she avoided me. When I went to leave I noticed bunches of shiny, new, sharp nails thrown under my tires. They were new SUV tires. I had to go back in the store and borrow a broom and dustpan to clear them before I drove off, the BITCH!!! If I saw her ass today, I'd **** her up.

pullmycurls 9

Thursday 1 October 2015 6:26

Reminds of me when I was in elementary school, a kid used to build a fort with bricks, then throw them at people... Until the day I got mad and hit him with one.