By horp - 29/09/2015 22:00 - United States - Torrington

Today, I was having lunch and I started throwing crumbs at my friend at the other table. Then I accidentally hit the kid next to him. He got really mad and came over and hit me in the shoulder with a brick. A brick. He just had a brick in his bag. FML
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At least it wasn't something even more life threatening. Though, yeah, that's odd of him to be carrying a brick around in his bag. Either way, who gets mad enough to get physical over being hit with food crumbs? FYL, OP. That kid overreacted.

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He must be thick as a brick. What a crummy day OP.

I sincerely hope you're pressing charges.

How do you just have a brick in your bag?!?! WTF!!

That really hurt! I'm going to have a lump there you idiot! Who carries a brick? Honestly!

probably because he knew he would encounter shit like this pretty often ha-ha. sorry op, fyl

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One time I had it out with some bitch in a parking lot. We both entered the same store, she avoided me. When I went to leave I noticed bunches of shiny, new, sharp nails thrown under my tires. They were new SUV tires. I had to go back in the store and borrow a broom and dustpan to clear them before I drove off, the BITCH!!! If I saw her ass today, I'd **** her up.

Reminds of me when I was in elementary school, a kid used to build a fort with bricks, then throw them at people... Until the day I got mad and hit him with one.