By FML - 02/02/2009 18:27 - United States

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Today, I was having sex with a girl. After we finish, she tells me she already has a boyfriend, and that his penis is larger than mine. FML
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Diabeetus 0

Perfect reply for these situations. "It varies in size depending on how hot the girl is."

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captcool024 0

haha.. stupid bitch.. hot dog down a hallway at this point.. dont worry bro she says it to everybody, because her boyfriend is a giant *****.

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hobofdurlife 0

haha I agree it'd be different if she did do it because it's to small but obviously she still wanted it n is lying lol

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NzxtZ06 0

don't worry bro, mine is bigger than his

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lenardisag 8

dude u banged a girl with a bf, who gives a rats ass wut she says lol

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fidrat04 0

why fyl?? you still banged her right? stop being a pussy

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Zahos 0

Hey at least you got some, but seriously she is a bitch. You should just say her ****** is really loose.

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sammy259 3

y the **** did u have sex with my gf bitch

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Gamakichi 0

Size isn't everything.

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